Humans are marvelously adaptable creatures, so by now, you've probably established a quarantine routine that you're fairly happy with. Waking up at 8:59, opening your computer on your pillow, brushing your teeth in the underwear you haven't changed in three weeks. It's easy, but it's definitely not healthy. Don't you see? Now's the time to get your self-care on, my man.
Because Geologie says so! Your skin is precious and vulnerable, and drooling all over your face and getting food caught in your beard isn't good for it. (We see you. We know.) With fewer constraints on your time, you finally have the freedom to establish a skincare routine more effective than haphazardly slapping a bar of plain soap against your face, and you're -- what? Dunking your head in that bathtub of water you've left standing since March and calling it good? You're on track to look like Nick Nolte when you're 28! Get it together!
Don't worry, this isn't going to be hard. Geologie makes men's skincare easy. When you sign up, they'll help you establish a simplified, personalized routine to take care of your skin and stay pretty without making any significant changes to your life. (You can wake up at, like, 8:56 instead, okay?)
Here's how it works: Just take Geologie's 30-second diagnostic quiz online, get a 30 Day Complete Trial set for $37, and then move forward with a subscription plan giving you 90-day supplies. It's as easy as that -- no research, no standing around the drugstore trying to decipher complicated lists of ingredients. Geologie's products will help you fight off the sun, get rid of acne, reduce fine lines, hide those dark undereye circles, and just generally keep those Queer Eye folks from coming after you.
Concerned you won't have any idea what you're doing with these creams and stuff? Relax, you majestic faun. Geologie breaks all of their clinically proven ingredients into perfect measurements so you can still figure it out when the melatonin hits.
Unlike other skincare folks, Geologie wants to take complications out of your life, not add to them. That's why they've earned a 4.8/5-rating on more than 1,000 customer reviews and been recognized by 2019 Grooming Awards from Men's Health, Esquire, and AskMen.
Take care of your skin with something simple and effective. Get Geologie's 30 Day Complete Trial set for $37 today. And seriously, change your underwear.