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The world is, uh, not doing so hot right now. Well, it's literally hot outside, but what good is that when -- thanks to that whole "deadly pandemic" thing that's still ripping through much of the world -- a trip to the beach could mean a trip to the morgue? Better to stay inside with the beautiful, friendly air conditioning and some video games. All of your friends are already obsessed with Animal Crossing anyway; might as well turnip it up.
"Don't be a jerk, Cracked!" we hear you say. "Switches have been sold out everywhere for months, and I couldn't snag one in time! I've been so left out. I have no idea what a bell is, and I'm sure I don't know any Tom Nook. I can't believe you would mock me at a time like this."
Shhhh. It's okay. The Nintendo Gaming Bundle Giveaway is here to help. Enter to win, and you, too, can become addicted to virtual farming. You'll get the Switch, a copy of the hit new game Animal Crossing: New Horizons, a pair of Switch-compatible Logitech wireless surround sound headphones to get fully immersed in the game, and a $300 Nintendo gift card to keep on mixing it up. You'll be able to get lost in the game anywhere you prefer to play thanks to the Switch's portable design, finally understand all those inside jokes, and have the resources to buy new games, accessories, and more from the Nintendo eShop. Don't worry. It's going to be okay.
What are you waiting for? It's free to enter! Put your hat in The Nintendo Gaming Bundle Giveaway today.