Get Hands-On Experience Creating 2D & 3D Games With This Online School

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The world is strange at the moment. Bars and restaurants are closed, sports are postponed, the most famous guy in the world is a gay polygamist country singer with a mullet and a handlebar mustache who breeds tigers, and everybody is working from home. There's a very high likelihood you're (deservedly) spending most of your time watching TV and playing video games, but maybe you should consider doing something interesting during this time, like creating video games.

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"That sounds hard," we hear you say, correctly. That's why it'll be so impressive when you learn how to do it. With a lifetime membership to the School of Game Design, you'll earn the envy of your peers, your choice of romantic partners, or at least a cool new addition to your resume.

Whether you're a Fortnite fanatic or more of a Candy Crusher, this comprehensive membership will show you how to create 2D and 3D games in virtually any style. You'll have access to 120 hours of courses led by experts in their fields, discovering game development and design skills at your own pace. That may be akin to a drunk snail right now, but that's okay. There's an enormous library of step-by-step training videos from the absolute basics to the most advanced techniques. From coding to digital artistry, you'll discover how to make a game completely your own and imbue it with your own unique style. We've seen your closet of novelty vests (you gave us permission in the terms of service). We know you're a creative soul.

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You'll delve into some of the most important tools in game development, like Unity 3D and Blender, and discover how to create games from absolute scratch. You'll even get unlimited access to thousands of dollars in royalty-free game art and textures to work with. Plus, lifetime access ensures you're always in the know whenever there are breakthroughs or innovations in the industry. There's not even an immortality clause, so if you happen to discover the secret to everlasting life in your quarantine tinkerings, it's an even better deal.

Stop playing so many games and start building them yourself. Lifetime access to the School of Game Design was previously on sale for $59, but you can enroll for at a discounted rate of $49 today.


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