That doesn't mean Jiu Jitsu doesn't have the potential to blow our minds -- or, conversely, just be a blip in an awesome 2019 that will also see Cage star in a Lovecraft adaptation and a ghost-hunting movie the madman himself has described as "the wildest movie I've ever made." But be warned, it's just as safe to assume we'll soon feel the boring chill of paycheck-cashing Cage yet again.
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