The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
Source: The Guardian
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Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.