The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/24/17)

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/24/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to binge on all of your shows at the same time. No reasonable person can stay sane keeping up with every headline, which is why we've summarized what's going on around the globe in the last week (or so) for you, right here.

The CIA published 13 million declassified documents online

Source: CNN

Authorities have captured the gunman who killed 39 people in Turkey

Source: NBC News

A female zebra shark has reproduced asexually

Source: Gizmodo

The hunt for flight MH370 has been called off

Source: AP, CNN

An avalanche caused an earthquake in Italy

Source: NBC News

One of Kentuckys only two abortion clinics is closing

Source: NBC News

The last astronaut to walk on the moon has died

Source: CBC News

Suspected cop killer Markieth Loyd has been captured after a month long manhunt

Source: CNN

A Tehran high rise caught fire and collapsed and killed 20 firefighters

Source: BBC News

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