The story starts with a group of children wasting energy on their favorite hobbies: Soapbox loves to design rocket cars and Clean Clara invents bathroom gadgets to clean herself, clean herself, never clean enough, clean herself. Reading Ricardo loves to read, so he has enslaved a team of robots to bring him books. And wild woman TV Tanya plays computer chess and tic-tac-toe at the same time.
"And I'm Bored Captain America! I shouldn't have asked you boring assholes your names!!!"