The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)

Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

AN ALLEGED RAPE CASE WAS SOLVED BY A FITBIT. Jeannine Risley filed a police report last year, stating she was pulled from her bed, beaten, and sexuall

Source: Penn Live

THREE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH CRIMINAL OFFENSES RELATING TO THE WATER CRISIS IN FLINT, MICHIGAN. MIKE GLASGOW, WATER PLANT a forme

Source: CNN

A Colorado school district spent over $12,000 on 10 EMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLES. The weapons will be made available to the district's security forces in the

Source: ABC15

CHINA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IT PLANS TO LAND A ROVER ON MARS BY 2020.

Source: ABC15

NEW YORK PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RESULTS: DEMOCRATS HILLARY CLINTON won by just over 290.000 votes, despite losing a majority of counties, and picked up

Source: CNN, CNN

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)

Source: NOAA.gov

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