Source: Denver Post
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so):
Source: AV Club
Some forgotten celebrities refuse to take it lying down.
After more than 20 films, our brains understandably have glossed over certain moments.
Your body is a freakish, disgusting, totally metal wonderland.
Here's a collection of events that promised attendees an unforgettable experience and ended up delivering ... exactly that.