What does he have under there? Acne? A weird birthmark? A map tattoo leading to buried pirate treasure? Whatever horrible secret is burned into his profile, Gosling is determined to hide it by any means necessary, from strategic vanity poses ...
Someone tried to pass him on the left once. Once.
... to more elaborate maneuvers, like covering half of his face with George Clooney.
The poster was quickly recalled after every woman that saw it instantly became pregnant.