5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren't Acting (Part 4)

So they accurately portrayed a crazy person by getting Matthew McConaughey to be himself. The next time you go back and watch True Detective, imagine him doing that chest thumping song before every shot. You're welcome!

Oh, and we should mention that this movie also featured a "not-so-fake punch" incident. In one scene, Hill's character freaks out and lectures his drug dealer, who responds by cold-cocking him. Scorsese wasn't happy with early takes of the scene, so he went to Jonah Hill and asked, "Hey, kid, you wanna try one where he hits you for real?"

Now, keep in mind that the dealer was played by Jon Bernthal, who boxes in his spare time and looks like he works out in a prison yard. Hill, meanwhile, is the quintessential "before" picture from a late night weight loss infomercial. But Hill didn't want to look like a wimp in front of his idol, so he gave in to peer pressure and quite literally took one for the team. The punch was so hard, it sent the fake teeth Hill was wearing flying. It almost looks like he gets knocked out cold, but he's just lucid enough to hear Scorsese's concern as he yelled, "His face is swelling! Get him new teeth and let's shoot it!" Oh, no, he wasn't concerned for Hill's health -- he was worried about missing a good shot.

Lundgren got his revenge, and then some, during a fight where Stallone said, "Fuck this acting shit, let's have you try to knock me out for real" (or something to that effect). Lundgren did as he was asked, probably with glee, and hit Stallone in the chest so hard that he had to spend nine days in a hospital to get his heart working properly again. The insurance company refused to believe it until they broke the scene down frame by frame and were able to pinpoint the exact moment where Stallone's heart breaks.

But like we said, this happens more often than you'd think. One of the most famous scenes in Fight Club, another film known for its brutality, features some good old-fashioned improvised violence. When Brad Pitt insists on having Edward Norton hit him, the script called for Norton to clumsily smack Pitt's shoulder to emphasize his lack of fighting skill. But director David Fincher told Norton to actually give Pitt a good, hard punch to the ear.

After some protest, in which Norton pointed out that he had basically just met Pitt and was being told to punch him in the head, he agreed. Pitt's surprised reaction is genuine, and you can even catch Norton laughing afterward.

Meanwhile, in Goldfinger, Harold Sakata, the actor who played Oddjob, didn't quite understand the concept of pulling his punches, so the look on Sean Connery's face and his video-game-glitch body contortions after Oddjob wallops him on the back of the neck are genuine.

You've got to respect Sakata, though, because he was as committed to taking pain as he was to giving it. Something went wrong with the special effects during the scene where Bond electrocutes Oddjob, and Sakata badly burned his hands on the metal bars. When the director asked why he never let go despite being in obvious pain, he casually replied, "You didn't say cut, so I just hung on," a line more badass than any of the dialogue delivered by Bond himself.

In one especially memorable scene, the baboons decide they're going to do humanity a solid and attempt to murder Damien. Audiences were impressed by the acting of Damien's mother, played by Lee Remick, as she manages to convince you that she really does have a crippling fear of baboon groins.

But that fear is real -- the baboons really did freak out and attack the car. At first Remick stalled the vehicle because she wasn't used to driving with a manual transmission, and then she was too busy panicking to try to get it going again. Damn, who would have thought that slowly driving a strange contraption through the territory of a bunch of violent and aggressive animals would backfire?

So when you're watching that scene, you're watching a woman who's fully convinced that she and the child actor in her care are about to be beaten to death by angry apes. Eventually the crew managed to shoo enough of them away for Remick to settle down and get the hell out of baboon country. And, as usual, the best take was the one where the actor was in real mortal terror.

Like almost every Martin Scorsese movie, Goodfellas features a vicious sociopath fueled by drugs and rage who does horrible things to rise to the top of his field, only to realize too late that what he's achieved has cost him everything. In Goodfellas, this role is played by Joe Pesci, because of course it is.

After Pesci and his two gangster pals beat a rival criminal to death, as gangsters tend to do, they stuff the body in the truck and head to Pesci's mom's house to borrow her shovel (why a psychopathic career criminal doesn't have his own body-disposing shovel is unexplained, but never mind that now).

They try to sneak in without waking her up, but she catches them, and they're forced to improvise a story about hitting a deer to explain the blood on their clothes. At this point, hilarity ensues, as a somewhat confused old lady says confused-old-lady things, shows them a painting she made, and makes them eat a spaghetti dinner in the middle of the night -- oblivious to the fact that her son is a violent murderer. It almost feels like the trio of ruthless killers has wandered into a family-friendly sitcom.

The scene rambles on like that because it's almost completely unscripted. The woman playing Pesci's mom is actually Martin Scorsese's mother, Catherine, and she didn't know the context of the scene -- her (real) son simply told her that Joe Pesci had turned up for the first time in a few days at an odd hour, and that she should feed him and his friends and show them her lousy painting. All the dialogue was improvised by the three actors and Catherine, who had no idea that her cinematic offspring had just parked murder evidence in her driveway.

While Catherine must have thought that Martin was directing a very boring movie, she gamely plays the loving mother who dotes on her offspring and sees no problem with Pesci borrowing a huge kitchen knife. After all, he needs to chop up that poor deer. Maybe Marty's making some sort of animal rights movie?

For this one, we must take you back to the good old days of Hollywood, before they had frivolous modern inventions like "child labor laws," to an era when traumatizing children was seen as a wholesome pastime.

The Kid was a 1921 film starring Charlie Chaplin and Jackie Coogan as the titular young'un that Chaplin befriends. It's like a black and white, non-terrible version of Big Daddy.

In the film's most emotional scene, the authorities turn up to take the Kid away from Charlie because, well, he's a tramp. We kind of have to side with the authorities on this one. We're all for helping out the homeless, but we draw the line at randomly issuing children to vagrants.

But because Hollywood has a long history of siding against reasonable actions by useful services, the kid being taken away is a sad scene. It called for tears, but there was a problem: Jackie Coogan was such a big goddamn bundle of joy that no one could get him to stop smiling. While a kid looking happy to be taken away from a weird hobo may be the more realistic take on the story, it's not what the movie needed.

Out of ideas, Chaplin asked Jackie's dad, Jack, if he could help. The elder Coogan told Chaplin that he could most definitely make the kid cry, because what father in that era couldn't? So, Jack Coogan took his son away for a short while, and when he brought him back, this happened:

It turns out that Jack Coogan put the absolute fear of God into Jackie with the fatherly method of communication known as "screaming," telling him that if he didn't cry, he'd be taken away to a real workhouse forever. When they filmed the scene, Jackie was so terrified that he was crying real, hysterical tears.

By what we're sure is a total coincidence, Jackie Coogan is the namesake of the Coogan Act, which safeguards the financial earnings and other rights of child actors and came about after an adult Coogan sued his mother and stepfather for squandering all of his money. So Jackie's family wasn't merely terrible -- they were groundbreakingly terrible.

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