27 of the Funniest Tweets from December 8, 2023
One guess was all he needed
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- By Ian Garner
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Turns out, the beloved Kirby was originally just a placeholder
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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29 Odd Facts That Will Turn Your World Upside Down
You can do WHAT with sticky rice?
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- By Eric B
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“I’m So Proud Of You For Coming Out As A Furry”: George Santos’ Cameos Chronicled On TikTok
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Hunky Bits of Trivia We’ve Photographed Nearly Nude for Our ‘Sexiest Facts of the Year’ Calendar
Awooga!
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- By Jesse
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The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes (4 Pie Charts)
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Winston Rowntree
Winston Rowntree
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree charts the math behind annoying assholes ...
Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
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Would somebody please think of the children?!
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Robert Smigel’s Wife Bought Him The Triumph Puppet After He Made It Sniff Her Ass In A Furniture Store
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The Buffalo Bills Coach Has Nothing on Bill Maher When It Comes to 9/11 Terrorist Praise
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