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The 20 Most Ridiculous Batman Comics Ever Released
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Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.
These are the stupid ones.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when Batman is written by Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
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Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, you the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!"
"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?""Right again!"
"So...so you are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting question with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::
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Detective Comics: 339
"Gee, Batman, why'd you pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"
"Gee, Robin, how about you stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"
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Detective Comics: 119
"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid Batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"
"Pete... Pete! For fuck's sake, shut up!"
"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."
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Batman: 133
Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!
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Batman: 122
Because everything is about you, Robin.
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Batman: 191
Yes, Batman is going to take off his clothes for money... like your mom.
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Batman: 29
The Batmobile went through some weird design stages.
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Batman: 196
Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid questions and look behind you' saga.
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Batman: 209
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Detective Comics: 106
"Hey, Ralph; I have to draw this cover and... are libraries the places with paintings or the places with books?"
"Are you shitting me, Bob?"
"Ha ha! Yes, yes... I am just kidding. Of course I know what a library is. I am not that dumb! What kind of moron doesn't know what a library is, am I right?"
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Batman: 134
We think the cover artist is complaining about the writers' ability to write believable human beings. That's okay, the writer gets to defend himself next issue when he writes "Batman and the Strange Case of the Cover Artist Who Was Crushed by a Mountain of Dicks He Tried to Suck and His Mom Was a Big Whore, Too." (part 1 of 4)
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Batman: 183
Here's the "tell-tale hint" they promise at the bottom left of the cover: See that bottle? It's not root beer. It's also not the first one of the night.
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Batman: 222
Oh, for God's sake... IT'S PAUL!
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Detective Comics: 320
Batman: MMMMffff! MhhhmMMff! BBBBrrrMMMMffff!
Robin: Mmmff MMF, BrrrMFFF!
Writers: I guess we didn't totally think this one through.
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Detective Comics: 275
A menace to the eyes! And can't he just change his name to Zebra Man? Zebra Batman is just overkill.
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Batman: 147
Batman: So awesome criminals shit their pants even when they see a baby version of him.
Also, hope you like the new baby-foot-sized hole in your head, Science Guy.
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Batman: 204
"Okay, some asshole thinks Batman won't punch blind people, but I've got news: Batman loves punching blind people! This is so on!"
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Batman: 246
"Alfred, tell the orphanage to send another one... a tougher one this time!"
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Detective Comics: 126
Say what you will, but we are with Batman; electrocuted fat people are fucking hilarious.
For more comic books created under the influence, check out The 7 Crappiest "Super Heroes" in Comic Book History. Or see just how horrible parents can be on Episode 5 of S.W.A.I.M.: 6 "Adorable" YouTube Videos That Qualify as Child Abuse.
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