Every Saturday, we ask our favorite folks from around the web to fill in for us. Today, we're lucky to have two of our favorite people in the entire world offering some handy tips for living a fun and safe life. That is, if they can keep their hands off of each other.
Batman Shows Joker How to Properly Lift Heavy Objects
Batman Teaches Joker How to Respect Other Cultures
Batman Teaches Joker How to Protect His Skin
Batman Teaches Joker How to Throw a Spiral
Batman Teaches Joker About Herpes
Canadians can get more of Live with Daryn Jones by watching MTV weeknights at 6 and 11. And until they get a website going, they invite American fans to write their local government official about getting them green cards. Or if any hot American women want to marry them, they say that's cool with them too.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.