Why doesn't St. Patty's day have greeting cards like the holiday celebrating St. Valentine? For a lot of very, very good reasons.
If you liked that, you just might enjoy these Honest Valentine's Day Cards. Then go read Ross Wolinsky's additions to the Catholic Church's All-New 7 Deadly Sins (with a video of a Chilean tranny dwarf dressed up as Amy Winehouse thrown in for good measure).
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.
These stories are so weird we're not even sure Hollywood would touch them.