Useful Italian Phrases

Dove è l'oliva piÒ¹ vicina giardino?
Where is the closest Olive Garden?

Dove disfaccio di questo corpse del bellboy?
Where do I dispose of this bellboy's corpse?

Il vino è squisito, puÒ² io fondle i vostri genitals?
The wine is delicious, may I fondle your genitals?

Diretto me alla tomba del Mussolini, dato che lui era un uomo grande
Direct me to Mussolini' grave, for he was a great man
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Ho dormito con uno dei vostri locals, esso stings quando orino
I slept with one of your locals, it stings when I pee

Nessun contatto, gradisco guardare. Sentite l'odore di come la madre.
No touching, I like to watch. You smell like mother.

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