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Dove è l'oliva piÃÂâÂÂÃÂù vicina giardino?Where is the closest Olive Garden?
Dove disfaccio di questo corpse del bellboy?
Where do I dispose of this bellboy's corpse?
Il vino è squisito, puÃÂâÂÂÃÂò io fondle i vostri genitals?
The wine is delicious, may I fondle your genitals?
Diretto me alla tomba del Mussolini, dato che lui era un uomo grande
Direct me to Mussolini' grave, for he was a great man
Ho dormito con uno dei vostri locals, esso stings quando orino
I slept with one of your locals, it stings when I pee
Nessun contatto, gradisco guardare. Sentite l'odore di come la madre.
No touching, I like to watch. You smell like mother.
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