How to Speak to Brazilian Women

LESSON 34: Introducing Yourself

Allo! Que é seu nome?

Hello. What's your name?

Que nome mau. Nós devemos começar bébedos e retirar nossa roupa. Eu tenho um dólar brilhante que diga que meu bing-bing-bing caberá em seu pam-pam-pam.

What a stupid name. We should get drunk and take our clothes off. I have a shiny dollar that says my bing-bing will fit in your pam-pam.

Seus buttocks são enormes. Eu penso que olharia mesmo mais gordo com doze polegadas de meu penis nele.
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Your ass is enormous. I think it would look even fatter with 12 inches of my dick in it.

Eu poderia dizé-lo que era Portugese pelo comprimento do cabelo em seus peitos. vocé gosta de foder agora? Eu tenho um dólar e dezenove centavos.

I could tell you were Portugese by the length of the hair on your breasts. Would you like to f**k now? I have a dollar and 19 cents.

LESSON 67: Meeting Her Family

Sua famí­lia pareceu muito agradável. Deixe-nos nunca falar-lhes outra vez a.
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Your family seemed very nice. Let us never speak to them again.

Obrigado convidando me para o jantar. Eu tenho o intercourse anal com sua filha, mesmo que não queira a. Eu espero que vocé não me espere comer este. Isto olha como algo que pí´de cair fora do burro da sua esposa.

Thank you for inviting me for dinner. I have anal intercourse with your daughter, even though she does not want to. I hope you do not expect me to eat this. This looks like something that might fall out of your wife's ass.
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Que hovel interessante que era. Pareceu ser feito inteiramente da lama e do dung endurecidos. Deve liberating não ter que preocupar-se sobre sua casa que queima-se para baixo.

What an interesting hovel that was. It appeared to be made entirely of hardened mud and dung. It must be liberating not having to worry about your house burning down.
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