The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo