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John Conway:	Assistant Camera	Michael Cox:	Director of Photography
Giao-Chau-Ly:	Set Decoration	Heather Galipo:	Hair/Makeup
Kyle Leach:	Grip	Shane Patterson:	Grip/Electric
Bret Herholz:	Katie's Brain	Luis Molgaard:	Sound
Samantha Bowling:	Waitress	Anthony Clark:	Dan's Brain
Nicholas Mundy:	Extra	Daniel O'Brien:	Dan
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Randall Maynard:	Title Card	Adam Ganser:	Producer/AD

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