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  1. deadheadyates

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    I'll bet some people think this is a joke. Its not.

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  2. ZooSnooze

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    The Well and the Lighthouse by Arcade Fire! Love it!

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  3. MisterTwist

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    That was really funny once i finished skipping back over and over for 45 minutes in order to hear it all. STOP TALKING SO GODDAMN FAST!

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  4. KallanPhillips

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    Didnt laugh :)

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  5. Slacktoo

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    Hell, if I get to live to 2815 AD then it's good enough for me.

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    1. Corrupted12

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      Yeah, I don't see working in the Brain Mines as all that bad if I get to be immortal.

  6. xombzomb

    • +1

    Why is the background music The Well and the Lighthouse by Arcade Fire but also not quite the song it is freaking me out

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  7. Chuckwow

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    poking friends sound ok? that is still a sexual thing right?

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  8. APJB

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    Facebook's Timeline wan't technically mandatory. I just ignored the prompt that asked me to switch to it and my profile is still on the old format right now.

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    1. TheDorianMode

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      But now if you check the top of any profile page and you still have the old style, you'll find that there's a notice informing you of a mandatory change coming up.

    2. Sam Starr

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      Well you have only one week to enjoy facebook without the timeline. I just switched mine to the timeline since I know the time haha is here.

  9. jondemocra2012

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    zuckerburg works for the government

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    1. Chuckwow

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      the government works for me...ha just kidding i dont know what country your from

    2. Chuckwow

      • 0

      ...but i do know...facebook told me

  10. crunkatizeme

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    I hate Facebook timeline. We wanted a dislike button, but instead they dicked with the chat and gave us a mandatory profile update. Damn you, Zuckerberg. Damn you.

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    1. deadheadyates

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      These, and more, are reasons I don't have a Facebook, and if left up to me, will never have one. Ever.

  11. GuitarGuise

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    this guy's voice makes me want to rip my balls out and plug my ears with them

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    1. DrNemmo

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      (Swaim's voice): Go ahead. I DARE YOU.

  12. the_internet

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    No, this is not literally going to happen, u can only do so much with technical analysis. Eventually, this will happen yes, but it will be in a different manner of communication. One we discover when we get past the telephone wires and realize same signals can be generated/interpreted by your brain. Of course all of you will be dead by then...

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  13. maks8987

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    lol i dont know why but that first photograph made me laugh out loud... they caught him in like totally "hahah what bliss... there is nothing sinister that's going to happen in this short montage at ALL... i LOVE TV!" lol.... little does he know.

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  14. Shamstheslick

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    This is...literally what's going to happen. Seriously.

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  15. gerardz101

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    Thumb me down all you want. It seems to me this video is just trying to accentuate the negative while trying to be funny. The former is annoying and the latter isn't there at all. Besides, you can easily remove those embarrassing past in your timeline.

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    1. Hastur00

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      Thumb challenge ACCEPTED.

    2. Dr.PhantomWang

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      Yes, thumb challenge accepted. Everyone who likes me, gimme a thumbs up! Haha ´__´

  16. AIMILI

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    happy Valentine's day .Here to meet cool interracial friends and someone single special--->M`i`x`e`d`s`i`n`g`l`e.c'0'm

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  17. JoshKilluminati

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    What is Privatext?

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    1. techgirl223

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      the app. all your texts disappear when u want em to.
      i hate talking to my bf and having to wory about people seeing them *like shittyfacebok*
      -_-

  18. Hrothgar Kain

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    which is why having a fake profile with zero timeline is the perfect way to say f**k you facebook and still get important news from people who don't have anything else to think about

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    1. RubberPiggy

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      "important" news does not associate itself with facebook

  19. techgirl223

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    Video is so true it's scary. No wonder everyone's moving to tumblr and Privatext

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  20. Jasonias

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    Shitbook.

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