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  1. itchyfriend

    • +1

    Hilarious. It must be why superheroes never have brothers. Or if they do, the brother also has super powers. I think Green Lantern's the only superhero with a non-powered brother. Okay, I'm done being a geek now.

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  2. Chojinra

    • 0

    Fucking. Hilarious.

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  3. Brainiacazoid

    • +3

    The strange thing is, he knew it was his brother's pee.

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  4. DaveF

    • +10

    They had to know this was going to be win the second they put a Flash costume on Soren.

    Also, I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark here, and say that the entire time they were filming, DOB was in the back going: "Hey guys, just a thought, maybe we could just throw in a tiny rewrite. The older brother could be Spider-" Everyone else: "NO!"

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  5. Derpinstein

    • +5

    I knew the Flash was a dick. I've been saying it for years.

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  6. Lotfog

    • +2

    Great writing and acting in this. And on top of that, Rachel Bloom. Thank you, Cracked.

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    1. aSpires

      • +4

      And Rachel's blooms!

      ...I apologize for that.

  7. AndStephRaw

    • +46

    I liked how he said "that's my brother's pee" not "that's pee" like he knew the difference, from experience, between the taste of Barry's pee and just anyone's.

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    1. steelman2814

      • +24

      thats because the flashes pee TASTES LIKE PURE SPEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!

  8. gaycollegekid

    • +8

    Did anyone else notice how clearly you could see Soren's dick? Not that I'm complaining lol

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    1. p360Assassin

      • +19

      the username tells why

    2. Champ585

      • 0

      I didn't the first time, but...yeah. XD I think he had a boner.

  9. octopusapult

    • +19

    FLASH WOULDN'T LET YOU.

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  10. badappl8

    • +1

    Great writing, great all around!

    Reply
  11. slippery

    • +7

    "It's like watching glaciers play golf!" That's gotta be one of the funnies things I've heard in ages. This video was awesome.

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  12. dechha1981

    • +10

    Reminds me of me and my brother.

    We don't talk aymore.

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    1. Redsimmy

      • 0

      Which one of you is Flash?

  13. tkioz

    • +1

    Awesome video, best in a while.

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  14. thepayne78

    • +26

    Great video one of the funniest I have seen on cracked in a while. Soren and Cody should do more videos together.

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  15. mo-motates

    • +5

    Great job!
    And it loaded faster than cracked videos usually do

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  16. ArialFont

    • +29

    Cody should be in every video.

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    1. EvanCarlson

      • 0

      "I fucked that dog!"

  17. sachelman

    • +1

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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  18. Bannef

    • +5

    Ah Cracked - an inadequate excuse when someone finds "instantaneous ways to kill yourself" in my search history. It's just an interesting thought... (How you would get around the Flash, not how to kill yourself.)

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    1. Yonkou4

      • 0

      A mirror

    2. IHateAquaman

      • +7

      Answer: You can't. He literally could prevent you from doing anything. Plus side? He lives the most horrible life of anyone on the planet. You know how anxious you are waiting for a prank that you set up to happen? He had to wait centuries for Cody to drink his pee.

  19. Johnnybeconny

    • +10

    I always hated the Flash. This doesn't help.

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  20. catshadowdragon

    • +35

    Flash wouldn't let you!

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