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  1. NickMerrick

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    i wish people would stop trying to dissect these videos in the comments. just watch the f****n video. laugh. its funny.

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  2. Squab

    • +3

    K, I enjoyed the video, but what the f**k is up with all the tall mingle adds? Do they think cracked is some site full of tall people who ONLY WANT TO DATE TALL PEOPLE?

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    1. DaemonAngel

      • +2

      They base it off Swaim.

  3. MamaRen

    • +2

    Once upon a time I went on an almost-no-carb diet (it's a long story, of course). I went to a party and had a friend look up the carb content of different drinks and we quickly discovered that "only" *all* hard alcohol has NO CARBS! Woot! I proceeded to drink things like "four shots of tequila and two shots of Triple Sec" as if it was a mixed drink, not calculating that EACH of those drinks was SIX shots!!! I was only concerned with the CARB COUNT! It wasn't until the hostess, in one level-headed and efficient movement, righted the lamp I had just knocked over AND took away my fifth(?) drink that I became aware that I had consumed too much!

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  4. farger

    • +1

    Oh my god, I love this one

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  5. DavidMurray

    • +1

    Yay new commercial

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  6. serolf

    • +11

    When is science going to develop hangover-free alcohol? That's my question.

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    1. KristinDennis

      • +1

      Oh god yes when. I am not coping well this morning.

    2. treetheoak

      • -1

      real tequila is that drink.

  7. Tanglebones

    • -1

    Is the joke that zero calorie whiskey would just be pure alcohol?

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    1. HyperKriegs

      • +10

      No. The joke is that the selling point for this brand of whiskey is that it's better for you... but it's whiskey. Since when is getting fucked up good for you?

  8. tallconnect_com

    • -22

    Tall:Connect:C'0'm ---Come on join us. Let us find a big tall partner for you.

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    1. Juza1973

      • +2

      What about using any match side and ask "how tall are you" or specifying in the profile that it is really important for you? If you want something in a partner keep looking until you find some it's more complicated than googleing it

    2. tnecciai

      • -4

      kill urself juza

  9. pinkfizzy

    • 0

    Oh man, zero calorie whisky. I wish.

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  10. me25

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    I was about to make a comment on the last video, but it automatically pulled me into the next one. So instead of an intelligent comment relevant to the video, I am instead going to b***h about how it shouldn't automatically move on to the next video. f**k you Cracked. You're hilarious, you eat up hours of my life each week, but still, f**k you.

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    1. Daviticus

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      Next time, click on where it says "Cancel Countdown". Also, f**k you.

    2. Daviticus

      • -2

      And forget you, too.

  11. lazerbot

    • +4

    Anyone else kind of reminded of the Really Light Beer sketch?

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  12. chiliconqueso

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    Since bourbon does not contain any carbs, this was really pointless and not thought out very well.

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    1. Mooseablethenok

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      You seem to miss the point that even the low-carb beers have alcohol which is twice as fattening as carbohydrates, and that advertising alcoholic beverages which are traditionally low carb to begin with as such is idiotic.

    2. Rai999

      • +8

      Alcohol is a carbohydrate and while all bourbons are whiskey, not all whiskey is bourbon.

      You're very stupid.

  13. Infinity

    • +1

    I'm thinking about waiting until Cracked's videos are out on Youtube before seeing them. At least their ads are varied. Kent Wesley is no longer amusing.

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    1. bleicher

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      what ads? what are oyu all people talking bout? do i have to activate them by some weird option in profile setting or what?

    2. onedayolds

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      Yeah, as of the new year, out of 4 vids I have only had one advertisement to sit through and it wasn't Mr. Wesley. I thought Cracked had stopped running the ads, but then I see people still posting about having to deal with them.

  14. AndyB123

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    Dr Pepper 10 Not for women

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  15. Revanz

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    I will give my right kidney to the man who invents a good 0 calorie whiskey!

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  16. RyanPersaud

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    Cracked always have overtly descriptive video titles. ha ha

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  17. danniangel1122

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    Ew... As soon as the voice-over said "Old So-and-So's Diet Whiskey", my stomach heaved a little... That stuff is just asking for rot gut...

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  18. FoodBasedLube

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    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AWESOME!

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  19. lunargriffin

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    "This holiday" is over. Can we please get a new commercial?

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    1. MarVarCas

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      Your wish has been granted.

    2. caracal-eyes

      • +1

      @ MarVarCas: No. No, it hasn't.

  20. Phier

    • +1

    Is it bad that I kinda liked it?

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