How Not to Plan a Prison Escape

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Lourdes Avila:	Nurse #2	Cody Johnston:	Guard
Matt Barrs:	Production Designer/Set Dresser	Katie Willert:	Prison Wife
Katy Stoll:	Producer/Nurse	Daniel Gordh:	Prison Husband/Producer
Will Gordh:	Director/Editor/DP

Katie Willert cannot be contained. She's so peppy, pep is literally going to explode out of your face after she peps you in it. Introducing The Katie Willert Experience, which, aside from being a popular mid-80's techno group, serves as Cracked's outlet for her wiles. Without this safety valve, we would soon explode with jokes and good cheer. So welcome to a quiet place, a corner of the web where Katie can come and be Katie, and you can watch and laugh at her. It's like High School all over again!

AFoltz
05/26/12 11:55 PM
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I don't care if Katie is crazy... iminloooove
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DreamPuff
05/18/12 11:49 PM
- +1
SO many hot guys in this series
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notrace13
04/11/12 01:07 PM
- +1
she looks cute crazy.
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Mexman
04/04/12 08:45 AM
- +1
Her chin is so goddamn sexy!

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raygunraven
04/02/12 08:23 AM
- +2
Am i the only one that thinks the guy at the beginning looks like kind of a Bad-ass?
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Paige_Wilson
03/26/12 06:42 PM
- +5
How did I not see that twist coming? I watch things with twists like that almost exclusively. Argh.
That grunted, Brilliant video.
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eupheminstic
02/17/12 11:04 AM
- +2
Sexiest tattoo sleeves ever hngh
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lightitup2924
02/15/12 07:53 AM
- -10
OMG, Katie's titties are definitely boner worthy, I think if she was in a fap vid where those round supple breasts were lactating and she was sucking the milk out of her own nipples and squirting it around I would probably pay hundreds of dollars to even see the vid once. XD
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1. M0riarty
  02/21/12 08:52 PM
  - +7
  ...What the fuck...
2. JonNRFox
  02/29/12 07:58 PM
  - +3
  Really?
3. raygunraven
  04/01/12 05:27 PM
  - +1
  Ok...? Is this Bill Clinton?Again?!
4. DrTranquility
  04/01/12 06:20 PM
  - +1
  Dammit, Bill.
Karlogasm
02/11/12 06:31 PM
- +5
I'm not digging the Shamamlyanman comparisons in the comments here, since this video was twice as entertaining as most of his movies combined.
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Lahlem
02/11/12 12:19 PM
- +6
The whipped cream looked like a dick.
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1. Paige_Wilson
  03/26/12 06:40 PM
  - +8
  You've been here too long.
Random_Moron
02/08/12 07:48 PM
- +2
So who's writing the Katy Stoll/Katie Willert slashfic about Willert's depraved suffering at the hands of the power tripping Stoll? Its not for me, its for my friend.
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DieselWeasel
02/03/12 05:33 PM
- +4
Ooo, nice twist!
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1. raygunraven
  04/01/12 05:28 PM
  - +2
  That's what SHE said!!
LWSrocks
02/03/12 08:02 AM
- +4
That's some shyamalan shenanigans right there.
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jrose77
01/28/12 10:40 PM
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Who's the guy that plays the prisoner?
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1. Marrity
  01/29/12 04:42 PM
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  He's the guy that plays Cody in The Startup series... Not sure if that helps... Haha.
2. Dgordh
  01/29/12 08:48 PM
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  I'm not Cody!
3. LWSrocks
  02/03/12 07:59 AM
  - +1
  That's Dan Gordh, not Cody Johnston. Jrose, here's a damn cast and crew button underneath the video, look at it.
4. emc
  02/04/12 08:03 AM
  - +1
  Bullshit. That's Cody
5. SugarStarzKill
  02/06/12 10:04 AM
  - +1
  No way. That dude's hot. Definitely not Cody.
6. tank
  02/08/12 07:39 PM
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  he's f*****g HOT
7. noparanoia
  02/10/12 07:21 AM
  - +1
  What the hell is everyone talking about? Cody is the prison guard, so unless they went out of their way to use clever camera trickery to put him into the scene twice... obviously overlooking the fact that that guy is obvious Dan Gordh and looks nothing like Cody. Also what the hell are you talking about SugarStarzKill? Cody is f*****g hot!
YuriFassio
01/28/12 07:47 PM
- +4
Ok, assuming half the viewers are male, and hoping at least half of them is here for the humour, this means that 25% of Katie's job consists in giving people boners.
So Katie, how does it feel to be a sex-symbol and how does it affect your everyday life?
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Verve
01/28/12 07:55 AM
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Nice rack, not funny.
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1. BWM
  05/16/12 07:56 AM
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  This is the Cracked comments section, not your LiveJournal.
misfit_slacker
01/25/12 09:36 PM
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I wasn't that into it, but the ending totally sold it! That was hilarious!
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RichBoi11
01/23/12 09:14 PM
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So Morbidly Hilarious
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cesdolphin
01/23/12 12:17 PM
- +21
*insert slightly sexist remark complimenting Katie's boobs here*
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1. YuriFassio
  01/25/12 02:46 PM
  - +1
  Done!
2. Amirtes
  01/27/12 06:03 PM
  - +6
  I liked the part where they kinda rested on the counter...
3. LWSrocks
  02/03/12 08:00 AM
  - -3
  *insert feminist bullshit on why all guys are pigs here*
4. XIO666
  03/20/12 10:00 AM
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  Insert something else between Katie's boobs.
gman535
01/23/12 11:09 AM
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Not bad. Good accent by Katie. Oh, and the Peggy Bundy wig was a nice touch.
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