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  1. ilovecoffee

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    So funny! Its like a third leg. I love this one

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  2. kiskanak

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    Dude should wear a skirt!

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  3. moose_hang23

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    hahahaha!!! "hey kid, this is my dick!" hahahaha!!!!

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  4. ColtonShaheen

    • -2

    at :26 you can see his reflection in the mirror. no xxxxl penis.

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    1. ColtonShaheen

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      yeah i haven't seen many. i guess you're an expert?

    2. Malfeasinator

      • 0

      Homeschool sucks, right?

  5. juicyjoe

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    seriously guys with the commercials between EVERY video?? Love these videos but cripes....

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  6. milzispete

    • -3

    People don't realize the anguish a penis this size can cause. My poor parents are still trying to pay off the cost of my bar mitzvah. A specialist team of veterinarian's had to be flow in from Sweden. The scaffolding alone was $2000

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    1. pastanaut

      • +7

      I think you mean your bris, but nice try.

  7. Dropkick

    • -2

    This reminded me alot of the Little Donny skit from Upright Citizens Brigade. Only not clever or funny.

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  8. Belko

    • -3

    I know how he feels..

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  9. WeirdBox

    • +12

    I'm laughing at a video about a giant dick. And this is not my rock bottom.

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    1. A_Scottish_Dude

      • +4

      I have a rock bottom. conversely, making rock and bottom related dick jokes is not my rock bottom either,

  10. JoshCalle

    • +12

    to all the people saying he could never possibly get laid, it's only about the size of his arm, and the Internet has proven that a woman's baby cannon has enough space for about 2.5 fists on average

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    1. vanhooricks

      • +4

      lol, gotta love how you refer to the lady's bits as "baby cannon" ^^

  11. Okula

    • -16

    Oh. Tee-hee. A big penis. How f*****g amusing. This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this website. And I've read every Christina H article there is.

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    1. Anastomosis

      • +17

      The hypocrisy of this comment is pretty hilarious. You've read EVERY Christina H article there is, huh? Wow, they must be pretty good th... wait.

    2. Okula

      • -7

      It's sarcasm. I really hate her articles.

  12. Corehaven

    • +4

    I can relate. Its really hard taking a dump too. I mean you try taking a s**t but holding the other at the same time. I cant tuck it under. It gets in the water dammit.

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  13. Shohanna

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    The video broken?! it's not playing!! Fix it please?!

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    1. vanhooricks

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      there, fixed

  14. rizzo420

    • +2

    Hey Big Donnie, did Tuvok ever find his way home?

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  15. Moxxy

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    Didn't they post this exact video years ago?

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  16. Champ585

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    Wouldn't it suck to be best friends with that guy? Or room mates? You take a girl home, and he walks out of the bathroom.

    "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt," he'd say, quickly leaving the room. The girl's gaze would never leave his third leg.

    Finally, after a long time of fooling around, right when she's forgotten about that giant penis, the clothes start coming off. Then she sees your penis.

    ...

    And suddenly, it just seems tiny. You're not small, you've got an average penis. Actually, it's just slightly above average. But it isn't enough when just in the other room, there's this guy with a penis bigger than your entire leg.

    God.
    Fucking.
    Dammit.

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  17. matt281988

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    I really love the Creed reference. I could not stop laughing at that.

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  18. gelter

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    Okay, my computer REFUSES to play the video. It pisses me off, since it appears it's not very good, but I still just want to f*****g WATCH IT ALREADY.

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    1. muckymucks

      • +15

      Play, pause, let it load. Just like that guy's penis.

  19. masterofbation

    • +22

    I can totally relate to this problem.

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  20. particlezoo

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    Funniest part was the red guy at the end

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