The Startup: A Less Productive Alternative to Unemployment

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  1. BaxterdeFaoite

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    GREAT FIND!!! "No coincidence is lucky" haha

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  2. JackLoder

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    could you guys get some new ads?

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  3. ShakyJake

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    This is my favorite thing today.

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  4. Artemesia

    • +7

    you bastards! I scrambled furiously to get clothes on so I could answer my skype at the beginning of this video.

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  5. Thisnameisbacon

    • +1

    too many commercials fuckheads

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  6. GP0948

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    I can't find the meaning of "semanthics". Google has failed me.

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    1. HilahMae

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      it is spelled "samanthics" is why.

    2. SunshineBlind

      • +2

      Semantics? :3

  7. F22rapter2468

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    Michael Swaim's tie is amazing.

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  8. jimipop

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    I would have shut off this video if it weren't for that little sexpot, Michael Swaim.

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  9. MentalPatient

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    Apparently, they all just rolled out of bed. Swaim has a pillow crease on his face. Hilarious.

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  10. DissentFactor

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    The moment I started this video I jumped out of my f*****g seat in cold sweat. You see I'm at Cracked right now. This is my land of procrastination, and I'm pretty sure I'm not alone. Incorporating the Skype ring-tone in any unsuspecting audible format is just plain nefarious...

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  11. DrHappiness

    • +2

    Dear god come of you people are desperate. Seriously, Katy is just a cute girl in a comedy video.

    You know where else you can see cute girls? Outside, in society. You can even talk to those girls. Watching this just to creep on Katy is frankly really f*****g pathetic.

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    1. EndWggn

      • +19

      So, we're not allowed to watch a funny video and comment about the attractiveness of an actress?
      I guess we all come here just to see cute girls, not to watch Cracked's videos. I mean, it must be totally impossible for those of us who find her hot to come here for a reason other than to get a laugh. It's just totally impossible.

    2. EroShan

      • -5

      Aw, expecting to find men commenting on the net with enough balls to talk to women is like expecting to find guys with athletic bodies at a geek convention.

  12. rev.felix

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    I, I don't get it. Of course I wasn't really paying attention to anything other than Katy, but that's besides the point. It still sucked.

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    1. phil100

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      Clearly you've never worked for a funded startup.

    2. Constructicon

      • +6

      has... has anyone?

  13. Jangles

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    The only reason I watched this video was to see Katy Stoll talk.

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    1. SimDW

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      Fair enough

  14. stevekasian

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    My god, who is that amazing female creature in this video?? DAYUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!

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  15. JamiCat

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    girl = cute

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  16. ToastMeister

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    "You're getting into semanthics and that's not the same thing."

    Heh heh heh

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    1. MentalPatient

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      I got "samanthics" out of that...

  17. muckymucks

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    I'd be cool if this startup had an account on Facebook and we could follow their rise and downfall. That would be so meta. By the way, what does that mean?

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    1. JumpinJax

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      "other". in this context it means "self-aware", ie a meta-joke is one that views itself from "another" viewpoint, is aware that it's a joke.
      Hi Ho! his work complete Capt ObliviousToRhetorical leaps away!

  18. glassy

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    I love that Michael is a combination of his character from Does Not Compute and Agents of Cracked. Best of both worlds!

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    1. Constructicon

      • -3

      there you go, it seems so hard for people to recognize that he's not the straight character because he acts like one. People are so numb these days that they can't imagine a character having depth, even if it isn't that deep. You get one trait, no more, but definitely less.

  19. MotorcycleBoy

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    I saw Jaws when I was about 7. I was terrified in the bath - seriously. I distinctly remember knowing there was no physical way a shark could get into an upstairs bathroom in north London; it didn't matter.

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    1. Mechagnome

      • +6

      The video changed...

    2. Kricketier

      • +4

      I love how this comment is completely irrelevant.

      I think it may have made me laugh more than the actual video

  20. coreyrutter1

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    Michael Swaim is like a human master shake

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    1. Tanglebones

      • -15

      I think you meant to type "Chief" but for some reason your brain went with "shake" are you hungry?

    2. mmkorn22

      • +12

      @Tanglebones - Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Google it. Open your eyes to awesomeness.

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