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"You're your own woman, man." Ah, language!
ReplyCody is good.
Honestly Cody, humor videos about girls dressed like sluts? Everyone knows that's just too far.
ReplyBut seriously, it had me laughing from pretty much start to finish. Nice one.
I hated Cody after it was cool to do it.
ReplyThis is so derivative of something that wasn't that particulary good or funny or memorable to begin with. Like Scary Movie, or good lord, White Chicks
Cody seems like the kind of guy it would be f*****g hilarious to hold a conversation with, but for some reason I usually hate him. Thanks, video, for reminding me that humor consists of more than one liners!
ReplyCody can be pretty good when he's got a funny writer writing for him.
ReplyWhat's his job again?
why that kinda sucked....
ReplyMan everyone hates Cody. I enjoyed this.
ReplyHeh. Nice.
ReplyYeah, pretty bad.
Replythis is really bad
Replythe original was funny three years and 2 reboots ago... ... please, for the love of god, let it go, man.
ReplyFirst world problems: Complaining about a video made in jest on a comedy site.
Reply Hide All See All 5 Repliesor losing viewers on your comedy site by letting cody continue to make videos.
Or complaining about complaints posted regarding a video made in jest on a comedy site. Or complaining about complaints about com... never mind.
Touche Karri
f**k you, Kefka
It's kinda like Inception y'all!
This song is stupid!
ReplyThough I agree with the message, there's just no escaping the fact that the song itself is s**t :-/
ReplyLadies, gents, lets be honest here.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesIt isn't difficult to look sexy while showing off your ta tas, or that booty, or them fine legs. Its very, and here comes the key word, EASY to be extra alluring by showing off lots o'skin.
And frankly, society looks down on easy. It requires less skill, thought, grace, etc. It just plain requires less.
Now don't misunderstand. I'm not saying having a physically fit body is easy. I'm saying showing off your juicy bits is an EASIER way to get some extra attention. Yes, even you big broads. Boobies are magic like that.
Thus why the dude walking around shirtless every goddamn day, even when it feels like hell is freezing over, is a douche-bag.
Just like how ladies who walk around all the time wearing thin straps of fabric around their naughty zones are sluts.
Everyone deserves to take it easy every once and awhile.
But walking around being a lazy attention whore all the time is looked down upon for a reason.
tl dr
Funny story: It's actually none of your business how someone else dresses or why.
That wasn't my point, and the fact that you thought it was means you probably dress like that all the time.
I don't care how you dress, but if you get called out for being slutty for doing it, there IS a goddamn reason as to why. Most of the time the reason isn't because people just want to infringe on your right to wear wtever the hell you want.
They have the right to dress that way, bondgirl. But Candy also has the right to criticize them for it.
“Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.” - Winston Churchill
The fact that you called them "ta tas" alone is reason enough for me to disregard everything you wrote after.
it's none of your business until "someone else" is your daughter
LOL Slut-shaming for the holidays.
ReplyI was thinking, your tone here does seem somewhat angry towards (allegedly) slutty girls wearing (allegedly) slutty costumes, (allegedly) whoring it up, and to that I simply must ask...are the below individuals right, and you got married or lost your junk in a horrible workplace accident (I made that one up) and thus hate single ppl who are getting any, or are you just trying to find creative ways to come out of the closet?
ReplyThis has to be one of the first times I've ever heard someone that sounds even a little like they're against women dressing in (allegedly) slutty costumes and who isn't citing the bible and claiming that it's because they're the tools of satan. And even those dudes secretly don't mind it, they just pretend to.
Anywyas I'm afraid to say that I'm going to have to get a referendum going as to whether or not to declare you officially as an enemy of all (straight) male kind, who don't take kindly to this kind of satire. Therefore I'd start packing your bags and go find a gay dude who will take you in, or perhaps a woman who you haven't disgruntled by insulting their (allegedly) slutty Halloween costume. Forget going to your parents house, cause that includes your mom (oh snap, integrated your mom joke?!)
I'd recommend that you cease sending any messages that in any way encourage attractive women to do anything but wear LESS clothes, or we'll make sure you don't send any messages whatsoever, if ya get what I'm sayin'. We certainly don't need you going and undoing what years of subconscious pressure from the media and degrading moral codes have done for female nudity...
Mildly amusing, but I would have preferred some truly new content as opposed to a re-make of his last Halloween video.
ReplyI love that this tries to play itself off as forward-thinking and sex-positive and then immediately leaps right down into the water slide of sexism.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI'm usually in favor of sexism in all its myraid forms because it makes my life easier. This particualr bit, however, keeps women from touching my penis, and that I'm totally not in favor of. Why would you ever want single women to be less promiscuous? What would ever possess you to do that to your fellow men? Is this like a thing where you get married and then want to ruin single life for everyone since you can't have it?
Exactly! Considering none of the girls are on screen long enough for a good ogle, I don't get the point of this.
You need to discover the pause button.
It was trashy dress he was criticizing, not promiscuity.
s**t is hate speech. So is whore.
ReplySo is f**k you