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  1. Redblackdragon

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    Just take extra care to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

    But that would ruin the amazing sketch, so continue in ignorance.

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  2. Nuckelavee20

    • +1

    hahaha lonny 2 picks up the guitar and starts playing the dramatic theme music. perfect.

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  3. skoalking

    • +2

    Seriously Cracked? a 30 second ad before EVERY video? YouTube doesn't have this many ads

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    1. HexxxySexxxy

      • +8

      I think YouTube has a little more cash than Cracked.

    2. KyleBartley

      • +1

      Get firefox and addblock. No adds for me.

  4. HaileyHenz

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    Reminds me of Julian Smith's "You in Five Minutes."

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  5. Wolfstadt

    • +4

    Hahaha the FUNNIEST episode

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  6. Moustachioso

    • +5

    Where the s**t does he get his shirts from?

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    1. Bannef

      • +9

      He'll claim they're all from thrift stores, but really Urban Outfitters and Brooklyn Industries.

  7. ShanonBrown

    • 0

    it was very funny until it froze at 3.01. can't get it to go past that. I really want to see the rest of it!!

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  8. NotPaulNewman

    • +6

    "You're the worst version of us."

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  9. JPeaslee

    • +19

    Lonny, it's your CLONE! FIGHT OR FUCK?!

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  10. GregJohnston

    • +2

    This made me giggle uncontrollably. Very good work, fellas. Great production values.

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  11. gxtmfa

    • +4

    F***ing Garrett- best part

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  12. PoorEdgarDerby

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    And here I thought he just discovered the Mysterious Stranger...

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  13. MOFNY

    • +9

    Doesn't matter, had sex.

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  14. DanielMolloy

    • +3

    Lonny's friend at the start of the video is pretty smokin'.

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  15. zodiacdigital

    • -5

    I think people aren't watching the entirety of the video after the conversation with the beer.. it kind of seems like it's over since it goes "next time on lonny"... hence the "this was really predictable" comments.

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    1. UMaDOS

      • +3

      Everyone knows that it get's exciting after that part. What kind of idiots do you think we are?

  16. Aventium

    • +2

    Vaporized by the Goblaxians and dumped on the road to Hollywood, and she still keeps coming back..this Bethany chick is persistent.

    Also this is the first time Lonny hasn't told the chick she's really pretty..

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    1. hahalists!

      • +12

      Didn't drunk Lonnie say that to her while he was jacking off though? That must sort of count.

    2. Aventium

      • +6

      You're absolutely right, I totally missed that. Lonny is whole again.

  17. MrCorn234

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    God I love these. One of the only reasons I still watch Cracked videos. It's always so random...

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  18. FoodBasedLube

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    (Drunk Lonny) "I'm already hard. I'm working it....getting soft cause I'm talking about it..." While the other two Lonnys flip each other off.

    awesome

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  19. thenew21

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    This is one of those cliche tv moments where guy friend one recommends to leading guy character that he has to jerk off before a date or he'll be too eager, so he follows said advice despite being doubtful of it, and everything goes wrong. This was in like, every movie. I recall Something About Mary having this exact scene.

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    1. Modestmuse

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      Did you even watch the rest of the video? that wasn't really the joke?

    2. billman_teskey

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      you recall the scene in 'There's something about Mary' when dude is visited by several of his future selves warning him of the dangers/benefits of masturbating or not? hmm... must have missed that part.

  20. purpleoctopus

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    This was simply unbearable. Couldn't even make it halfway through the video. Maybe I just grew out of jerkoff humour when I was, oh I don't know, 13...

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    1. Bannef

      • +26

      Oh god, I know, jerkoff humor and time travel, I mean seriously, what a cliche.

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