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  1. SickBoy

    • +1

    Don't take this the wrong way Cracked, but your video player blows. The video froze 4/5s of the way through and never recovered.

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  2. nice_marmot

    • +1

    These videos always load so slow! Get a new CODEC!

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  3. WC3

    • 0

    my girl wants to party all the time party all the time party all the timeee

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  4. FeRDNYC

    • 0

    How have I never noticed, until just this episode, that Swaim == Wil Wheaton with his beard shaved off? (And without that fake-sounding "deeper, totally not-Wesley man voice" he tries to pull off when disguised as Wheaton.)

    Am I really, really slow? Or is this something that's he's been gradually evolving towards?

    (...OK, I admit those aren't mutually exclusive possibilities.)

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  5. hurfdurf

    • 0

    Swaim, you've definitely got a good screen presence. Funny stuff, man. The bit at the end was a good way to cap it. What the hell IS that droid woman? Is it some odd Japanese TV show?

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  6. ilovemyLunchbox

    • +2

    Nice! He toned down on the android jokes and out came the best episode of DNC in... A very long time.

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  7. ReptileYuks

    • +5

    And now I want a coke for reasons that I am sure are utterly unrelated to this video.

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  8. rvnestor

    • +3

    Does Not Compute always brightens my day, even when it brings to light things I wish I never knew about!

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  9. kissingrich

    • -8

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    1. thefinalpie

      • 0

      But are you a robot?

    2. MattCash

      • +2

      Would spambots be good enough for the SWAIM droid?

  10. Kyle_Q

    • +13

    Shirtless Swaim! it's... glorious



    and highly unsettling





    mostly just highly unsettling

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  11. Celt warrior

    • 0

    was it just me, or was shirtless Swaim actually painful to see?

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    • -6

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    1. Random_Moron

      • +10

      Holy s**t spambot, why are you trying to make tales of your gold digging escapades emotionally uplifting?

  13. SeanYamazaki

    • -6

    Lame.

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  14. WindamEarle

    • +5

    Chris Crocker actually looks like less of a giant stereotype that gay-hating conservatives hold up and say, "Toldja!" now

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    1. EchoSider

      • 0

      Also, he's doing porn now. Mostly for free... on tumbler.

    2. WindamEarle

      • 0

      Wasn't he supposed to have been doing a reality TV show as well?

      The whole porn thing reeks of trying to extend his 15 minutes.

  15. Lepus

    • +5

    I love that Michael says "pop" as is proper. Midwest represent!

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    1. mparks

      • -2

      We say it over here in Washington (state, idiot) too! Haha "soda," what does that even mean?

    2. SlightlySane865

      • +4

      The midwest is where people's dreams go to die.

  16. macsnafu

    • 0

    Loved the segment of the Buggles song at the end--I love that song!

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  17. sugreev2001

    • 0

    DAMN YOU,CLIPPY,THAT WAS CREEPY !

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  18. maks8987

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    no you bastards! you can't have a video have 6 or more topics! That was the way I used to filter out these s****y videos for the articles (in the RSS feed you can't tell the difference).

    So Ive developed this system - usually when its "3 something" or nothing amount of something, then its a s****y video. But if its at least 5 or 6 somethings of unbelievable or mindblowing some s**t, its a witty article.

    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U HAVE TO CHANGE THE SYSTEM??!

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    1. maks8987

      • -6

      (I'll. I'll burn the whole place to the ground. I'm. I'm not kidding."

    2. maks8987

      • -8

      i know the answer: humor.

      What does not compute for these humans is humor. It's humor.

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    • -3

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  20. Slainte

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    Clippy terrifies me in this one

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    1. Bannef

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      I can't think of a time when Clippy didn't.

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