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Danny Mastrangelo:	Animator	Michael Stampler:	Swing
Donato Bragagnolo:	Swing	Kyle Leach:	Key Grip
Michael Cox:	Gaffer	Eric Parkin:	2nd Assistant Camera/DIT
Alicia Fischmeister:	1st Assistant Camera	Matt Edwards:	Director of Photography
Lauren Stewart:	Art Director	Bonnie Bacevich:	Production Designer
Monica Chamberlain:	Costume Designer	Matt Sherin:	Makeup Assistant
Heather Galipo:	Hair/Makeup	Brian Lam:	Sound
Gil Marsden:	Production Assistant	Greg Meller:	1st Assistant Direcotr
Sam Bowling:	Nurse Zombie	April McCullough:	Housewife Zombie
Nicholas Lazo:	Producer	Michael Swaim:	Secret Service
Abe Epperson:	Director	Cody Johnston:	Postal Zombie
Noah Byrne:	Inmate Zombie	Katy Stoll:	Associate Producer
Breandan Carter:	Associate Producer	Adam Ganser:	Construction Zombie
Greg Burke:	Hero	Noel Wells:	Angea

Welcome to Those Aren't Muskets' 8-Bits! 8 sketches that answer some of the biggest questions in gaming, such as: Who leaves all those chests lying around? Can I get high off of phoenix down? And why are all escort missions designed to make us smash our controllers against the wall?

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Every Video Game Escort Mission Ever

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The Despicable Crime Behind Every 'Pokemon' Game

Why Shopping in a Video Game Universe Sucks