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DrScarecrow
05/02/12 04:54 PM
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So was that last bit of the video an offer? Like, if someone is interested?
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Bannef
04/22/12 06:29 PM
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"Are you a liberated sexual dynamo, who's down for anything, but also doesn't really like to be touched or make eye contact during sex?"

It's like he knows me.
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1. CaptnJizzum
  05/06/12 05:15 PM
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  So you dig gloryholes?
cougarchats4
04/15/12 06:24 PM
- -3
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ration
04/09/12 02:19 AM
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my balls hang low
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1. SergeantLuke
  04/10/12 07:10 PM
  - +8
  Oh really now?
  
  Do they wobble to and fro?
  
  Can you tie them in a knot?
  
  Can you tie them in a bow?
  
  Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
xxCandyManxx
04/07/12 06:10 PM
- +2
Waaaaay too easy to masturbate to.
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Metaknight145
04/02/12 05:18 PM
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these videos give you a lot cookies -_-
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kate55
04/01/12 12:26 AM
- -4
date rich here-----------sugarcupid_com
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novedmind339
03/31/12 10:26 PM
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Why's the video not playing?
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ChrisKearney
02/29/12 01:16 PM
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"Well, Doctor? What is it? Why can't I...ya know...?"
"Uh...I'm not quite sure how to put this, but it appears your sperm has just...well...stopped."
"...SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM!!!"
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CELewallen
02/24/12 08:59 PM
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Really enjoying DNC. Swaim has quickly become one of my favorite internet personalities. That last line made me burst out laughing. Among other things...yeah, you know.
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AliaPie
02/19/12 06:13 PM
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Aww, don't be sad! I'll build you a droid to love!
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TheNikkodemus
02/18/12 03:38 AM
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I love how "Your Body is a Wonderland" was playing while he was looking through the periscope.
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novedmind339
02/03/12 11:20 PM
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:O That was shockingly hilarious
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MrNickster
01/30/12 07:51 PM
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My favourite episode of DNC yet! That Hunt for Red October sketch was hilarious.

We love you Swaim, keep up the good work.
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Marrity
01/29/12 04:33 PM
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Swaim just gets better and better. Great episode!
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JerrySays
01/29/12 07:43 AM
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This is an awful actor.
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1. MrDerpe
  01/31/12 06:13 PM
  - +25
  This is an awful commenter.
2. suomynonA
  02/07/12 09:24 PM
  - +17
  Actor? I thought it was an android...
3. coldsleeper
  02/09/12 07:16 PM
  - +6
  no one likes you jerry
4. CELewallen
  02/28/12 11:04 PM
  - +1
  Actually, if you really think that, I recommend you watch a few more of his sketches. Then you may come back and apologize and realize he's playing a goddamn droid right now and since he's a one-of-a-kind droid, you don't know how others like him are supposed to behave, do you? That's right. Now go better yourself by watching some Swaim. You'll feel better after. I promise.
NelsonAlejandroOlvera
01/28/12 04:51 PM
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I seriously gagged at some of these horrible sex toys. The one that pulls your balls down via weights. GOOD DEAR MOTHER OF CHUCK NORRIS'S GOD!!
I almost threw up seeing that.
And then I cried.
I am so scared.

Once again Swaim (I hope I spelled that correctly or at least got the name somewhat right) hilarious episode!
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Mechahendrix
01/28/12 09:22 AM
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Is it weird that I fab to Swaim?
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1. Scamp
  01/31/12 03:16 PM
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  It's the only way he can finish...
2. fvckaccounts
  01/31/12 07:54 PM
  - +2
  Is weird that you fab to anything.
wisetreebeard
01/27/12 11:01 PM
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But I love you Michael...
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Crawldragon
01/24/12 05:27 PM
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Aww, I feel so bad for Michael now :-(
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