11 Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Ruin Sex

AliaPie

02/19/12 06:13 PM

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Aww, don't be sad! I'll build you a droid to love!

TheNikkodemus

02/18/12 03:38 AM

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I love how "Your Body is a Wonderland" was playing while he was looking through the periscope.

tallchat..c0m

02/16/12 10:34 PM

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novedmind339

02/03/12 11:20 PM

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:O That was shockingly hilarious

MrNickster

01/30/12 07:51 PM

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My favourite episode of DNC yet! That Hunt for Red October sketch was hilarious.

We love you Swaim, keep up the good work.

Marrity

01/29/12 04:33 PM

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Swaim just gets better and better. Great episode!

JerrySays

01/29/12 07:43 AM

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This is an awful actor.

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   MrDerpe

   01/31/12 06:13 PM

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   This is an awful commenter.

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   suomynonA

   02/07/12 09:24 PM

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   Actor? I thought it was an android...

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   coldsleeper

   02/09/12 07:16 PM

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   no one likes you jerry

NelsonAlejandroOlvera

01/28/12 04:51 PM

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I seriously gagged at some of these horrible sex toys. The one that pulls your balls down via weights. GOOD DEAR MOTHER OF CHUCK NORRIS'S GOD!!
I almost threw up seeing that.
And then I cried.
I am so scared.

Once again Swaim (I hope I spelled that correctly or at least got the name somewhat right) hilarious episode!

Mechahendrix

01/28/12 09:22 AM

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Is it weird that I fab to Swaim?

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   Scamp

   01/31/12 03:16 PM

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   It's the only way he can finish...

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   fvckaccounts

   01/31/12 07:54 PM

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   Is weird that you fab to anything.

wisetreebeard

01/27/12 11:01 PM

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But I love you Michael...

Crawldragon

01/24/12 05:27 PM

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Aww, I feel so bad for Michael now :-(

OhMercyMe1

01/24/12 02:11 AM

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Swaim is a handsome devil

ActionBastrd

01/22/12 01:56 AM

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Does Not Compute needs to be weekly.

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   Vice_Man

   01/22/12 10:15 AM

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   Daily.
   
   No, hourly!

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   Evikjames

   01/23/12 04:44 PM

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   Weekly, monthly yearly... Till them dumb motherfuckers see clearly!

lackos

01/21/12 11:34 PM

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the p***y snorkals were the funniest s**t ive ever seen

KaFi

01/21/12 05:50 PM

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WHEN has any guy been doing a chick and then started wondering what it looks like where his dick is. I... I can't... I don't wanna know this guy.

eternallyverdan

01/20/12 03:40 PM

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Ha! The leaves of "The Dildo Tree" are a bunch of dildos. Made me actual laugh out loud.

RodSk8Dude

01/20/12 07:28 AM

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"[...]If I can't enjoy, have or understand the basic mecanics of it, then no one will!"
Huh, funny, I always think the same to myself.

TomZero

01/19/12 07:50 PM

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The little smile he did when he said "droid-al" was so f*****g smooth.

tallsexygirl

01/19/12 04:59 PM

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   Zimilysezobey

   01/24/12 07:19 AM

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   only if Swaim is there.

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   Hastur00

   01/28/12 05:32 PM

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   SHIT. I think Clippy has learned to communicate outside his medium. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

P.A.N.D.O.R.A

01/19/12 01:43 PM

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I'd do Swaim. I'm sure he's fully anatomically correct and fully functional in every way.

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   ilovecoffee

   02/16/12 11:36 AM

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   Me too!