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  1. Shamstheslick

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    That barista guy though - is he really earning minimum wage? It seems like he would be paid more if he's that good.

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  2. fvckaccounts

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    Show out to the tune of my favorite TMBG song. Class.

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  3. Randomdude17

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    You just got manged by the Mang Bus! LOL

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  4. Randomdude17

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    You just got manged by the Mang Bus!

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  5. RomanCruz

    • +1

    Mang Inasal isn't actually the name of the busboy; that's the name of the restaurant. It translates to "Mr. Barbecue."

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  6. peteypiranha

    • -4

    why is the sound so horrible?

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    1. MrDerpe

      • +3

      Because it isn't.

  7. Songbird11

    • +4

    Wait, is that David Tennet at the very beginning?

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    1. Playgh

      • +7

      Obviously. His sexy is unmistakable.

    2. Venator

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      I'm not sure if I would prefer David Tennant or Swaim as the host...

  8. Tenken

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    "Surveillance with Which to Aggressively Investigate the Masses" I quite approve of this use of capitalisation for once.

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  9. TRoastable

    • -2

    did anyone else notice that the margherita pizza was actually a pepperioni pizza?
    Swaim, you are slipping

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    1. aguynamedmark

      • +12

      Or maybe it was a flying cartoon pizza that nobody cares about except you.

  10. redcoast

    • +3

    They really should all open a restaurant together!

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  11. Jrmint

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    You should check out "Eric the ticket taker guy" from morristown nj. He's been working at the theater taking tickets and staring at his reflection in the tinted glass box office since jaws 2 came out. He's become a local legend around here. There's something endearing about black Hagrid making beeps, boops, and ticker tape sounds and pulling the ticket away when you try to grab the stub. Definitely a goldmine for race relation analysis at the very least. (The morning shift tends to let the mind wander).

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  12. mikamage

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    The screamer was actually good at what he does and a badass, ORDER DRINKS AT THE APPLE BAR HAHA WUUUUUUUUUUT??!! This is the third video of Cracked I've watched and the last, man this is bad..

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  13. forcepsforte

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    Did anyone catch what it said in that motivational poster?

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    1. xxCandyManxx

      • +7

      Ambition:
      Create the Life You Dream of With Every Choice You Make

      Neither funny nor true.

  14. AlexDellaPia

    • +4

    They Might be Giants tossed in at the end made this even better

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  15. Bok

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    I feel this DNC really hit the right pace, as well as the right Swaim/topic ratio.

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  16. Zeldatroy16

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    All correct except for the apple store and posabley the sterileness ( awaiting results)

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  17. Peter_chow

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    ppphhhhhhhhuuuuuuucka yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cracked.

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  18. Weblas

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    Man, did i ever enjoy the message from k-mart, before the actual video. And then a beautiful rerun when i logged in to write this comment.

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  19. Daviticus

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    1. I'm not at an apple store, I'm at a library! OWN:D!

    2. Viva Barista!

    3. I'd love to see Swaim's hat collection!:)

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  20. tommiethon

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    OMG David Tennant! :D

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