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  1. msmit164

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    The ending got me.

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  2. jasonZed

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    This reminds me of that show, Journeyman, where the guy randomly teleports through time. The same sort of thing was in a movie, but I don't remember what it was called.

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  3. Chojinra

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    It's not worth it, even with the ability to teleport and file a claim.

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  4. eupheminstic

    • +25

    The Teleporting State Farm Agent's Wife would be such a good movie.

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    1. bres

      • +1

      Yes!! It would!!

  5. Jon Hunt

    • -3

    It would have been funnier if the guy didn't change into a suit.

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  6. aviel

    • -5

    Presumedly they'd only be teleported when actually on the job. Not randomly.

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    1. Sebastian Xavier

      • +31

      Yes, that's how the real teleporting state farm agents work. This video is so stupid and inaccurate.

    2. lemoncakeisalie

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      aviel, I had the same thought. :-)

  7. JoeyBoots

    • +2

    genius.....so well done!

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  8. ein326

    • -12

    This was mediocre at best

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    1. xxCandyManxx

      • +53

      Well my fine gentle-sir, your response was sub-bar at its climax. So much so that I misspelled sub-par, then realize I did, and refuse to even go back and fix it because you just don't deserve it.

    2. rokkerboyy

      • +11

      in the words of Michael Kelso "BURN!"

  9. BiggusDiccus10

    • 0

    Dude, the agent's wife is smoking hot!

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    1. Andywb

      • -3

      Maybe 10 years ago.

  10. musics_advocate

    • +5

    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is a very open person and may even consider ménage à trois with you and his wife so long as your dicks never touch throughout.

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    1. Chojinra

      • +2

      It's not gay, when it's in a threeway.

  11. SammyJayDrew

    • +20

    I laughed so hard when he dropped the child, my wife is now considering divorce!

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  12. LuvsHorror

    • +1

    This was so funny! I'm crying!

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  13. trippplethreat

    • -10

    I'm drunk as f**k and that didn't even make me smile

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    1. LordsBreed

      • -21

      If you're too scared to curse without *'s, don't bother doing it.

    2. Xyroze

      • +32

      @LordsBreed

      Seriously? You've been a registered member of this website for over a year and a half and you still haven't noticed the comment section censors profanity? Wow. Just wow.

  14. HarmonicaGuy096

    • +13

    OMG HE"S GOT A BONER!! HAHAHAHAHA

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  15. rampoop

    • +4

    time travelers wife anyone?

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  16. Victorblud

    • +49

    I think I would start beating people to death with my clipboard.

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    1. SlightlySane865

      • +26

      Who would possibly dislike this comment?

    2. ReneéKazmar

      • +18

      Clipboard manufacturers.

  17. Batman's Hero

    • -8

    State farm home offices are located in Bloomington, IL

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    1. thsker

      • +3

      Ummmm, thanks for the info I guess?

    2. aday4evr

      • +8

      hey. .my hometown! I already knew that. Haha, probably shouldn't post my hometown online :/

  18. WallidFielding

    • +26

    this video just makes you seem ignorant. state farm agents only get teleported when they're on the clock and at work, not at random times in their life. they only teleport when they're sitting around their desk and already wearing a suit.

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    1. TheRandomOne

      • +19

      Yeah, I mean, teleporting is OK, but teleporting AND being dressed in a suit? That's just ridiculous. You have to buy your own suit. (The clipboard does appear in your hand, though, but they recommend you carry one anyway.)

  19. F22rapter2468

    • -9

    Florida has State Farm...

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  20. katowjo

    • 0

    i feel bad for never thinking of this before. my poor poor state farm agent.
    ALSO, in Canada, not just california

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    1. madeofhate

      • +2

      canada is in california... i am pretty sure.
      are canadians the people who play hockey and say eh?
      or are they the ones who wear headdresses of feathers and dance around a fire to a membranophone?

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