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  1. ration

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    I hear morticians get paid well

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  2. KaiserKiwi

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    The first 2 i thought were really funny, and that mortician bit(OMG LOL!) But did anyone else get incredibly sad about the story of the ice cream parlor? i got a little teared up.

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    1. rlrsk8r1

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      The ice cream guy is a different joke. The first two are the usual cracked fare of "things aren't always what they seem." The ice cream shop owner obviously likes running his little shop, but the realities of owning a small business weigh on him. Katie is the joke on the screen, how her job showing really cool jobs on a kid's show isn't working out quite right.

  3. blu3shad0w

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    Katie Willert is every bit as smoking hot as my girlfriend. She should be a super model!

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    1. nogodknowpeace

      • +2

      Sure you have a girlfriend, sure.....people who go out of their way to mention a gf are never lying, right?

  4. DESKE98

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    There must be a job where people play the completed game after it's completed

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  5. Manji

    • +1

    Why is Cracked's stock news footage all from Australian channels? It's comforting, in a way. But horrifying, to know that our awful mainstream media actually escapes our shores.

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  6. Itzimna

    • +1

    That was the most depressing thing ever, the part about the sweet old ice cream man.

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  7. msmit164

    • +3

    "Of course shes dead!"

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  8. opterna

    • +1

    Loved this one!

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  9. ogawaburukku

    • +5

    This show seriously needs to be available for kids. Too many dreamers out there, let's break them while they're young. Would have done me a world of good to know in advance that comic artists are miserable hermit folk.

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  10. caboose89

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    Those were the shittiest looking Ice cream cones i've ever seen in that old school video.

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  11. noparanoia

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    "It's like High School all over again!" - except not. She is like the kooky friend we all wish we had in high school. My classmates were all morons and sociopaths. sniffle. On a lighter note, is that someone over 40 on a cracked video?! Holy shit.

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    1. Therese

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      I was the ironically deadpan kid always hanging out with the kooky friend. Lucky me.

      ... Oh, sorry, mate.

  12. alk3junkie

    • +1

    I could watch you eat ice cream all day. Now that the creepiness is out of the way, this was a pretty funny video.

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  13. distortionfile

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    If I were honest I'd say Katie is really cute.

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  14. markcavendish

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    jeez. other katie is TERRIFYING in this one.
    "it's pretty much like paperwork, for 12 hrs a day, every day, for years on end."
    "yes m'am!"

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  15. MaskedMan126

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    So in conclusion, no matter what career choice you make, you will always be miserable. Always. Unless of course if your famous. Then you can make enough money to do nothing in the future. Thanks for the reminder.

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  16. Assbackwards

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    That's a sweet side boob! The Kat(y/ie)s should do an episode on the beach or something!

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    1. TylerM

      • +2

      Oh lord, this.

    2. Ashtherion

      • +9

      I had to downvote you so I didn't feel like a pervert, but I'm with you in spirit.

  17. hurfdurf

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    That video was wrong in so many ways, yet I laughed like hell at it. Katie, whatever they're paying you, it isn't enough.

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  18. Edapurg

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    As likereading said below, Cracked For Kidz would be an awesome kids show. It would be like Cracked except more kid-friendly, with poop jokes instead of dick jokes. I would so watch that.

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  19. markcavendish

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    Attention, Cracked. I love Katie. Peace be with all of you.

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  20. elvira

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    Every mortician I know actually loves their job, so...there's that.

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    1. anabanana311

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      How many mortician's do you know?

    2. noun

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      Oddly enough, I know several morticians and can indeed verify that I've never met one who was unhappy with their career choice.

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