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  1. Squeth

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    Super super super duper.

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  2. Morgul

    • +3

    "I'll need 50 million more for the beard." I will make it my mission to work that into a conversation sometime this week. If I'm feeling pretty ballsy, drinking will surely help, I'm also gonna work in "we can take it from the schools." Going for the hat trick.

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  3. Esapesa

    • +1

    It's Wes Anderson Spider Man! I knew I recognized that funny funny man from somewhere! Much love.

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  4. SpeckEyes

    • +3

    smells like america to me

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  5. walterbyrd

    • +1

    I'm reminded of "Total Recall" when Arnold was getting his ass kicked by women he could easily take out with one punch.

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  6. Snarkyone

    • +1

    Good luck getting money for such an art project from the Congress now.

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    1. PoorEdgarDerby

      • -1

      To be fair, cutting funding for the NEA totally makes up for giving more to the military.

  7. Jimbomonkey1234

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    Great video, but I found the "old-timey" effects distracting and poorly done. Acting was great though.

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  8. drshonuff

    • +2

    Super sweet. Nice work.

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  9. Yojscrog

    • +7

    I work at Mt. Rushmore (seriously), and I find this hilarious. So funny. I wish we could show this in the visitor's center right before the video about the history, and the actual carving of the mountain. Might make people's visits even more memorable.

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    1. aleatharhea

      • +1

      Why can't you?!

    2. nop666

      • +3

      @aleatharhea:
      Are you serious?

  10. MillBurray

    • +4

    i like how Mt. Rushmore only cost 3 million to make, but the guy said he needed and extra 50 million for lincoln's beard

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    1. aguynamedmark

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      I like how facts matter in a joke video on Cracked.

    2. AnthonyGrimm

      • +8

      Booze was illegal. He needed that extra fifty million for other drugs. And prostitutes, of course.

  11. Moonfudgeman

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    the intro voiceover made me a bit sceptical, but this was excellent

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  12. patpowers

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    I'm guessing that they were all Republicans?

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    1. santodevaca

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      You have to watch the party references when you go back a ways in our history. For instance, Teddy Roosevelt was a Republican who established the national parks system, cracked down in real ways on government corruption and busted a lot of business monopolies.

    2. Flayer

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      It's not even a valid party reference right now.

  13. JPeaslee

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    OH MY GOD. I need like a billion more of these videos.

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  14. CrunchyRay

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    Of course, the original plan was just to have Teddy Roosevelt riding a dinosaur and killing Nazis with a flamethrower, but TR was generous enough to allow lesser Presidents to share the mountain with him.

    And yes, the official story is that Teddy Roosevelt died in 1919 and that the Nazis wouldn't come to power until 1933. But only small minds would dare object for such petty reasons.

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    1. JackArnone

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      Yeah the reason the nazi's didn't come into power until after 1919 is because of Teddy Roosevelt.

      After he died the Nazi's waited 14 years out of fear.

    2. slicer4ever

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      apparently that was still not long enough

  15. ViTALiTY

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    Funny enough, well done.

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  16. hurfdurf

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    I did not go into that expecting to laugh. Well done, Prussian Sunsets.

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  17. TheNerdyNinja

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    Clearly, they went with the better choice, as the western portion of South Dakota is too mountainous to farm efficiently anyway. By turning the unfarmable half into a tourist trap, they made sure that everyone west of the Missouri river could have jobs as well!

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  18. F22rapter2468

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    Who was the gentleman proposing Mt.Rushmore? I mean the actor's name.

    (I see that they're listed at the end, but who's who?)

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    1. prussiansunsets

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      Jeff Loveness (Me)

  19. Horhay

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    Damn that guy is a good actor. Seriously; the other two guys are fine, par for the course when it comes to the better quality internet videos. Then that other guy comes in and acts like a movie star. Seriously, I want to see him in a movie acting just like that.

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  20. druminor

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    i love how they did it to look like old film :)

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