If Reality Shows Were Actually Interesting

For Extras, Check Out www.NextTimeOnLonny.com

  • Episodes
  • Cast and Crew
Chet Woodruff Editor Lannon Killea Additional Voice
Leigh Jones Carolyn Aaron Schroeder Garrett
Nick Kocher Chet Juan Crouch Director of Photography
Aldous Davidson Asssistant Director Aaron Schroeder Associate Producer
Matt Anderson Composer Alex Anfanger Lonny/Writer
Dan Schimpf Director/Writer

202 Comments

  1. A_Priori

    • +1

    OH NO!

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  2. Wolfstadt

    • +2

    Haha this is totally Fight Club status.

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  3. scriptingsoul

    • +2

    This is a reference to Black Ops. (Call of Duty)

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    1. notrace13

      • 0

      glad i wasn't the only one who caught that. ^_^

    2. Apotheosis

      • 0

      I would go with it being a reference to Fight Club, considering Black Ops stole the mind f**k from Fight Club. I'm not going to say that I didn't love the ending to Black Ops, but it wouldn't be fair to call this a reference to Black Ops.

  4. SMEARSKI

    • +1

    "Hey, did you return that Netflix?"

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  5. FSP

    • 0

    Does anyone know what's the name of that song that plays in the background around 0:56?

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    1. VincentMartinez

      • 0

      The Reason by Hoobastank

  6. RyanPersaud

    • +1

    Wow. This series is amazing.

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  7. TheMonocle

    • +20

    "Sure thing Dogmoon!" Probably my favourite Lonny moment so far.

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  8. Masakri505

    • +14

    just watched all the videos, didnt know this show was so good. it always starts normal and goes bat shit.

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  9. MyDadLooksLikeMelGIbson

    • +1

    Sooooooo.... Water under the bridge!

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    1. Bannef

      • +3

      The hand movements are the best part.

  10. Redkrasny1

    • +2

    No, Chet! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    1. pinkfizzy

      • +4

      NOBODY LIKES A TEASE, LONNY!

  11. deadman5551

    • 0

    I... Can't decide.
    Technically speaking he DID hear voices from the Dog-moon, so he could be classified as schizophrenic. I'll let you go on this one, Lonny, but for future reference you have DID. >:I

    ( On a random side note, that was f*****g hilarious )

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    1. pinkfizzy

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      DID is a controversial diagnosis and condition, with much of the literature on DID still being generated and published in North America, to the extent that it was once regarded as a phenomenon confined to that continent. Even among North American psychiatrists there is a lack of consensus regarding the validity of DID.[5][83] Practitioners who do accept DID as a valid disorder have produced an extensive literature with some of the more recent papers originating outside North America.[84] Criticism of the diagnosis continues, with Piper and Merskey describing it as a culture-bound and often iatrogenic condition which they believe is in decline.

      WIKIPEDIA SAYS.

    2. BrianDaege

      • 0

      What exacty is DID?

  12. matats4

    • +1

    Yet another brilliant performance by Nick Kocher. He is my favorite part of Cracked.

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  13. dklikeweb

    • +1

    That was terrifyingly hilarious!

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  14. BryanEkers

    • 0

    I can't make out the line after the anti-psychotics reference. "What are we rich", or something?

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    1. J-Dawg

      • +1

      Water under the bridge

  15. android24

    • +2

    Anyone else notice "The Jerk" reference?

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  16. Johnnybeconny

    • +2

    Ah man! There's only two episodes.

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  17. JordanMadama

    • +8

    This is seriously the funniest thing I have ever seen on this website.

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    1. Moustachioso

      • +4

      Obviously you've just got here. Welcome to cracked!

    2. SaintDrake

      • +3

      You've just got here?

  18. Neoshenlong

    • +2

    Holy mother of Dog Moon, this Lonny things are the best thing here on Cracked.

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  19. MistaSeth

    • +1

    I can't get over how hilarious this is!

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  20. Faffnir

    • +2

    Hahah, "Alan Smithee", nice touch

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    1. JenniferGolden

      • 0

      I love that someone else got it ^_^

'Lonny' is a scripted reality drama that centers around Lonny, a flavorless twenty-something, as he meanders through his hipster existence desperately trying to meet girls. But don't worry! Because Next Time On Lonny, things get interesting... very interesting.

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