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  1. Lustybacon

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    I'd say being able to manipulate reality however you pleased within a hundred meters of yourself.

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  2. dunnace

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    Wrong, it's mind control, it's always mind control.

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  3. dheeraj

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    the ability to manipulate gravitational fields

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  4. J.P.Clyde

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    I would go with the ability of manipulating objects. Changing vectors in the world to variables covenient for usage.

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  5. EmilySamuelson

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    Shapeshifting like Mystique, no contest. Best superpower ever.

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  6. uninfinite

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    "Do you really want to know what people say about you behind your back? That's why I wouldn't want to be psychic - I mean, I only get to hear like 3% of what people are thinking, and I already hate almost everyone. If I could read minds, I'd probably just end up knocking motherf*ckers out."

    "So, how was it?" -waitress

    "RAMPANTLY consumerist."

    Soren's answer was best in the end, but Katie was so awesome in this episode.

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  7. stanford7

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    No one said anything about Katie's rack. What the f**k is going on!?!

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  8. Stormtreader

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    Super Luck. Everything goes your way without you actually having to set it all up.

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  9. Conformist138

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    One problem: If everyone else stops, but Zach can move, is he still aging? One superpower- he can't stop time for them AND halt is own aging while not being static, so it must be that time moves only for him (effectively making it stop for everyone else). There's no problem so long as he is careful with using his power, but it does have a cost- his life isn't lengthened with time outs, so he could appear to age faster if he overuses it, and every second of time-out still equals a second he won't have in normal time, it just will appear to be shaved off the end with an 'early' death. A minor limitation, but still something to consider.

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  10. BenderOffender

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    I voted Michael Just for the F***ing Dune reference! Way to F***ing go!

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  11. Wotanubis

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    ELECTROMAGNETISM. I win: give me a bag of weed now.

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  12. Vader999

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    Omnipotence. No f*****g shit.

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    1. DucDucGuz

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      Yes, no contest.

  13. Ronin_Masaki

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    Personally, I'd go for the ability to heal others. Don't get me wrong, it's not for altruistic reasons, but for the mercenary ones.

    Let's face it, if you had the ability to heal, simply through the use of sheer will, you have become one of the most, if not THE most, valuable people of all time. It's not a fountain of youth, and it's not immortality, but that ability would allow you to stretch that time out, and make most of the unpleasant and painful things about growing old...go away. It's not invincibility, but knowing that that pain could disappear. And that's just how it could affect you directly.

    Think about how that translates to anyone in a position of power, knowing that for the right price, he or she too could become a client to a person who can take their worn-out, broken form and pull it back to form. Mortal injuries, terminal illnesses, disorders that rob you of your mind and wrack your body; never have to worry about one of them ever again, if you can pay.

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    1. FredDurst

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      So valuable you'd probably be kidnapped by bad guys and forced to do your thing under duress.

    2. alrog18

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      You can just heal your own pain then!

  14. Concept

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    Given that the manner of teleportation mentioned was compared to that of jumper, ur clothes wouldn't necessarily disappear. By having other people touch him when he jumped, they jumped alongside him. The same goes for objects, including clothes. This isn't another power altogether, it's merely a side-effect, for lack of a better word, just like how the timeout would cause you to age faster (depending on how often you use the power), or how mind-control causes you to hear EVERYONE'S THOUGHTS, ALL THE TIME. Therefore, I'm going with teleporting.

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    1. DreamBuilder

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      Mind Control =/= Telepathy.

  15. DreamBuilder

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    Can't believe they didn't mention mind control.

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    1. Concept

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      My bad, got mixed up. I meant telepathy

  16. Kimozabi

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    They wave off telekenesis so easily. So what if your friends ask you to help move sometimes. Your telekenesis would take care of it all in, like, minutes, but imagine the awesome posibilities for making cooking straight-up Sword in the Stone-like magical. You would never have to deal with needeless crap from anyone, ever. Wanna be richer that the rest of the world? Bet on outragerous results in all kinds of sports, then show up as an audience and move the balls around with your mind and fix the result to your advantage. Don't wanna wait in queue anymore forever? Taken care of. There is no limit to the female og male conquests open to you. It has pretty much all of the benefits of stopping time, but adding that you have the ability to perform super human feats, in stead of just making to look like you teleported, when you did in fact just walk kinda far while nobody was looking.

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  17. Nich47

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    Mind Control. Or Dead Pool's regeneration power. Rather than healing lost limbs he grows new ones.

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  18. manbot47

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    There was a character on the WB show Roswell that could trick someone's mind into thinking whatever she wanted was really happening. I could tell the bank i have a million dollars, and tell Angelina Jolie that i'm Brad Pitt. Ultimate power.

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  19. Lemongrab

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    The correct answer is a Green Lantern ring: It is literally the power to do anything you want, especially in a universe with no Guardians to regulate you.

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    1. Necroskull

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      The ring is an item. You might as well just say "being rich," because that's disqualified too.

    2. loudandstupid

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      Also: the color yellow. And the sun.

  20. Bigmank

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    I would obviously go with mind control. What couldn't you do? Become rich and powerful, declare world peace, you could even get girls to show you their boobs! Plus, you could also just convince the top scientific minds of the world to try to create new superpowers for you.

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