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  1. mironp

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    I never noticed that Swaim could reach into hammerspace....

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  2. Lightning4119

    • +1

    "You built up an immunity to...pills?
    Yeah, just this one time.
    'Kay."

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  3. EllieIB

    • +2

    "I'M YOU NOW TOO!"

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  4. Anniezz

    • -4

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  5. Mr.Carbon

    • 0

    sarge gave D.O.B a rolling-back German pistol used in ww2 a little trivia

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    1. SamRagsdale

      • 0

      It's called a Luger, and it so looks like a rubber or plastic prop.

    2. tazx0

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      I don't think its a Luger i think its a Nambu (the Big Papa model) which is Japanese. Either way its from WW2 and its a fake.

  6. SamRagsdale

    • +1

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IN F**K'S NAME IS GOING ON OUT HEEERE!!

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  7. Preinhardt

    • 0

    Let's throw another shrimp on the Powerpoint!

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  8. Weedi

    • +1

    This is my favourite episode because this is when we find out why the Chief has an eye-patch.

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    1. CELewallen

      • +4

      Chief doesn't have an eye-patch. Sarge does.

  9. ZackReph

    • +4

    Still, STILL one of my favorite videos on this site.

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  10. Nateb123

    • +6

    The only questions I ask are "Where's the party?" and "Faster!"

    I actually shot coke out my nose at that line.

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    1. TheFangirl

      • +2

      why was there coke in your nose? hehe

    2. Nomen

      • +1

      You're doing it wrong. The coke goes up your nose, not out it. That's just a waste of coke.

  11. Bannef

    • +2

    For some reason, when Michael brings his coffee cup to his mouth after "my deal is that I'm trying to get my job done" his face is terrifying. Like a gargoyle.

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  12. TaniaOehler

    • +3

    sometimes i forget how numbers work...

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  13. oranjefutbol13

    • +10

    dan is a good michael

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  14. HurpaDurpa

    • +11

    THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE powerpoint

    Jesus I fu cking lol'd at that

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  15. Anonymouse123e

    • +6

    What is with Swaim's tie around 6:40 onwards? It's magic, isn't it?

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  16. Ktariani

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    Don't know if it was mentioned before.. but Michael's tie is flipped over his shoulder in one of the later scenes. Also, I don't think the guy who got drugged and fell on the floor is doin' so hot!

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  17. Darkstar33860

    • +4

    I can't help but feel like this is one huge product placement for Ritalin.

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  18. Nnoitra

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    Swaim behaving like a normal person?! I'll have nightmares O__O

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  19. Velcrode

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    I can't help but wonder, but compared to the vast works of comedians, sketch groups, and other comic mediums, factoring in the naturally or societally induced impulse to burst out laughing, is this actually funny? Revising the data and rewatching provides a resounding no. Commence, angry Cracked devotees, I am not of your blindly-coerced opinion of humour. Or better yet, continue to show up to Open Mic Night at your local art hall with your "original" jokes, reminiscent of the columns you devour upon this very website.

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    1. Nnoitra

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      Wha... what?? Are you a sciency person or something??

    2. Mrfudgeyhead

      • +2

      Yousa crazy cracka.

  20. Pedgerow

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    I wish I was Cody, so I could stand in the background while all this is going on.

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