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332 Comments

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  1. Rolanddesch4in

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    It'll be goodbye Dan's hymen, Hello Hans Diamond:Private Eye. such a good line

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  2. Nomen

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    Dan has horrible taste in women...

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  3. michaeldossett

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    Swaim's beard is gnarly!

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  4. Lightning4119

    • +1

    I don't know why Swaim's on about DOB being a virgin, he boned his clone.

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  5. dandypants

    • +4

    man or woman, who wouldnt want to be in a three way with Swaim or DOB and that extremely hot ginger?

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    1. Nomen

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      But if you're involved, that makes it a four-way.

  6. Rellyrel

    • +2

    Love this episode! Kelly is hilarious! "My tone implies that you finish the sentence..."

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  7. mironp

    • +2

    Nothing is better than today! Is this death? Is this what death is like?!
    I know you were all there to hear it but it seems amazing enough to bear repeating.

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  8. Anniezz

    • -2

    check out“s e e k i n g u n i f o r m.c om ”. It's the largest and best club for seeking people in uniform and the admirers of those who wear the uniform. You are not necessary to be a uniformed person. But come here, you can find friendship, love, romance, marriage or even more with those armed forces, police, navy, security, medical, ambulance, prison, air crew and fire fighters!

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  9. AliaPie

    • +7

    Luckiest. Girl. Ever.

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  10. Randomthought

    • +1

    I feel like they did it wrong.

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  11. Crozilla

    • -3

    sooo... wtf is AOC?

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    1. Morosy

      • +5

      Can't tell if this is a serious question or not, but I'll answer anyway. Agents of Cracked.

  12. AdamReed

    • +10

    They need to do an episode where she comes back pregnant and they don't know who's baby it is and baby-related shenanigans ensue.

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    1. AliaPie

      • +5

      And its name is Doctor Baby!

  13. NoodleMaster

    • +3

    One of the best episodes...

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  14. particlezoo

    • +9

    When our dicks touch, we make a light saber noise. My neighbors heard me laugh

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  15. Pooglio

    • +4

    That sex scene was one of the greatest moments in Cracked history. I love you guys so much.

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  16. MelloMuller

    • +2

    your penis all up inside my body, and his

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  17. Alkonium

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    Aren't they forgetting about that time when Dan slept with his exact double?

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    1. noun

      • +4

      Nah, that's basically just masturbation.

    2. Bannef

      • +1

      I don't think they were saying that Kelly is the only person he'd slept with, just that he thought she could provide evidence against it.

  18. theawesomeone

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    I like the stubble

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  19. theawesomeone

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    She steals the plaque? SO much better than Mandy! (Those two are not connected.)

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  20. JohnWilkinson

    • +4

    Best episode ever

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