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  1. PurpleToupee

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    Swaim looks like George Bush at 0:52.

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  2. Rarg

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    Is it just me, or are DOB and Swaim having buttsex at 0:32?

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    1. Rarg

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      They were!

  3. RaistliniltsiaR

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    June 6th? But that's...

    HOLY s**t!!!

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  4. PrestonWeiler

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    I was going to comment on that freaky advice thing, but then the video player just sent me here. Um. I guess that's okay? I liked this video except that I had no clue what was going on. Also I feel sort of emotionally spurned, I mean, it just sent me away without a second thought. Am I just a cheap whore to you? Please don't use me like this.

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  5. rawheadrex

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    THE CHIEF IS BACK!!! I HEARD THAT GUY SPENDS WEEKENDS CHASING DOWN RABBITS AND AMPUTATING ALL THEIR LIMBS TO KEEP FOR HIMSELF, CREATING A WORLDWIDE SHORTAGE OF RABBIT'S FEET, REDUCING THE CHANCE OF A GIVEN ASSASSIN BEING LUCKY ENOUGH TO SHOOT HIM IN HIS SECRET WEAK SPOT

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  6. last_tango

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    Lookin' good, Chief! And everyone else too... how do you ever get any work done around there???

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    1. billhicksianalk

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      Tiger Blood Milkshakes.

  7. Mephistofleas

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    f**k YES.

    I almost came when I saw The Chief.

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  8. W.Horrorland

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    I hate when Firefox is unable to connect.

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  9. kimk

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    DAMMIT. I have appointments and work ALL DAY. Will the Q&A be archived/recorded for later enjoyment?

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    1. SmooveO

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      Yes. Everything will be archived and available.

  10. María Luisa Marcos Sánchez

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    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy! AoC S3!!! Wanna cry...of Joy! XD

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  11. DrVenkman

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    I haven't been this aroused by a returning series since John Stamos cut off his mullet for the fourth season of Full House. You're no Uncle Jesse, DOB, but you'll do. Now lose the shirt, put the vest back on, and tell me some jokes about your penis.

    ...And don't even try to pretend like you're not wearing a vest right now because we all know you are.

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  12. MarandaParanoia

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    Eeeeee! I'm so excited!

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  13. Pickles1337

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    I feel bad for Dan. Everybody just sleeps with his squeeze. Hopefully this season she'll get her come uppins.

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    1. ILikeJam

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      For future recerence, 'comeuppance'

    2. bleucanary

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      i think comeuppins sounds adorable and delicious, though. for the record.

  14. kzap

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    June 6th, two days before my last two exams. DAMN YOU CRACKED! Guess these last two years have been for nothing.

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  15. Frayster

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    I need this.

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  16. Slacky

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    "Live Q&A with Michael and Dan following the premiere at 12 PM EST"
    Que multiple orgasms.

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  17. zeGermann

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    This is exactly how I always imagined the cracked offices.

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  18. Ascaryrobot

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    Does Sarge look a bit like Pliskin Snake/ Solid Snake to anyone else?

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    1. daniel.

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      If anything, he's Big Boss from Snake Eater.

    2. DanielMolloy

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      Looks very much like Big Boss if he shaved, or if Solid was dressed up as Big Boss. Either or.

  19. DanteTing

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    Alas, it would have been better if it was released on that day, 5 years ago. 06/06/06

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  20. billhicksianalk

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    Hail to the Chief.

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