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A Surprisingly Plausible Republican Candidate
November 03, 2011 383,968 views -
The Fast and The Furious For Kids!
May 15, 2011 224,290 views -
The Worst Idea in the History of Theme Restaurants
July 09, 2011 241,795 views -
If The 'Atlas Shrugged' Trailer Was Honest
May 10, 2011 242,779 views -
Rocky IV: The Version They Saw in Russia
April 08, 2011 473,581 views -
If The New Facebook Car Ad Was Honest
March 06, 2011 247,427 views -
If the Independence Day Speech Had a Heckler
February 17, 2011 280,203 views -
Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Science
February 08, 2011 326,959 views -
Bruce Willis: Space Whore
January 09, 2011 230,413 views -
Why The Planeteers Should Never Get High
August 10, 2010 326,403 views -
The Lohan Verdict With Subtitles: What Her Lawyer Said
July 07, 2010 483,871 views -
Lebron: The Decision (A Mercifully Abridged Version)
July 11, 2010 177,133 views -
Mel Gibson Gets a Disturbing Phone Call From the Future
July 16, 2010 337,847 views -
Lost Wars: Because Adding Jedis Can Fix Anything
June 14, 2010 340,074 views -
The Oscars Look Back At People Who (Almost) Died This Year
March 10, 2010 131,245 views -
Every Teaser Trailer Ever
August 30, 2011 210,252 views -
A Star Wars Reboot People Would Actually Watch
April 26, 2012 212,564 views -
Johnny Depp Stars in Tim Burton's 'Tim Burton'
May 18, 2012 181,043 views
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HAHAHAH... "Because they really shouldn't let you people have cars. That's Allstate's stand."
ReplyKay I'm not from the States so I have to ask.... Is there really a Facebook car????
yay dead baby!!! one less future driving texter! yes, i know that makes me a bad person.... i don't care. so f**k off other people with comments
ReplyStop bitching. The point is, your car is not your computer. Just f*****g drive.
Replytalking on a cell phone is not allowed while driving. if your listening to something and paying attention to that instead of the road then you MIGHT get in an accident. ive gone through a stop sign or red light before because i was paying more attention to singing along with a song then the road.
Reply Hide All See All 6 Repliesthis was supposed to be a reply to the comment below...
you went through a stop sign or red light because you were listening to music. That makes you a complete moron. You should have your liscense taken away. People like you cause accidents not music or phones. Just pay attention, your driving 2 tonnes of metal, travelling at speeds that even a golf ball would kill at.
mike how about you calm your balls
No, I have to agree with Mike. The fact this guy can't listen to music and drive safely at the same time doesn't mean e.g. that car radios should be banned. If anything it just means that he should be banned from driving - literally hundreds of millions of people drive safely while listening to music every day. The reason mobile phones are banned without bluetooth is people were having to hold them, meaning they were driving one handed, or doing downright retarded things like texting (which requires looking at the handset instead of the road).
Yeah, that this guy sucks so hard at driving he can't even have the radio on is pretty sad. However, studies have shown that people talking on their cellphone are just as likely to get in accidents as people who are drunk. So... yeah. Phones and facebook should be banned while driving.
He didn't say listening, he said singing along and yeah that can be distracting when you really get in the zone. You guys might want to chill the f**k out.
Singing along to a song is distracting enough to run a light??? do you people have s**t where your f****n brain should be??
So how is listening to your news feed any different than listening to the radio or talking on a cell phone? It's not like you're looking away from the road, typing, or even speaking back.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesWas there this much criticizem when car companies first added radios to cars?
Please tell me you're joking.
I totally agree Dakota
Paying attention to a Facebook Status is the same as paying attention to the person speaking on the other end of the phone line when talking on a cell phone. Anything that draws too much of your attention away from the road can cause accidents.
Dakota - I agree, its careless morons, not the devices they're on.
TheLazyTaser - hows that any different from talking to a passenger? you think they're gonna ban talking or even ban passengers in cars? Maybe they should just ban idiots from driving, or do some kind of multi-tasking assessment in the driving test.
I suddenly understand how talk radio hosts in the US manage to get away with spouting such bulls**t; y'all telling me that people listening to talk radio don't pay attention to it? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
^dittos. Well put, DCrowe. But it's also like hands-free texting- it still takes your eyes off the road. Also, as for themainmanmike, it's not always the drivers. Just changing radio channels in an unfortunate situation can cause a collision, nevermind trying to send someone a message. Also, numerous studies have concluded that having someone beside you and talking with them is VERY different from having a cell phone by your ear
Never facebook and drive. xDD
Replynow this is some funny s**t! when he got hit i cried laughin
Replyf**k you cody, you made me remember when an acquaintance of my mom had an accident her 3 year old daughter flew to the windshield and later her mom found her on the side of the road and she said "mommy it hurts.." then she died in the hospital T-T
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesCool story bro
Your F-U Cody made me remember this one time when my uncle's girlfriend killed herself (and she even had a BF named Cody), and a negative post about her online post was the last straw.
This one time I had a 3 year old in my car and didn't properly restrain her to keep her from flying into the windshield in the case of an accident.
It was Cody's fault too.
f**k Cody, man, like he totally forgot to put strap the seatbelt on that little girl. Use the f**king seatbelt, it's there for a reason.
"That's why our insurance premiums will now cost more than really incredible cocaine..."
ReplyHaha, classic line
lame... didnt add anything worth watching to the internet videos that were already there
ReplyI kinda pictured you as the 'Hipster Douche Commenter' that Ray William Johnson does sometimes... "LAME!"
"FAKE & GAY!"
Epic win, what with Meet Joe Black.
Replywhat's the baby one from?
Replyloved how you threw in the scene from Meet Joe Black where Brad Pitt gets hit =P
ReplyI mostly think it should be marketed more directly towards stalkers.
ReplyThat was awesome. Traffic pinball man was the best! And windshield baby - it was great how it's sitting there on the dash, totally calm.
ReplyBecause it died dumby!
You, uh, mean 'dummy' there, Rick? It's totally fine if you did, but it creates a bit of a pot/kettle situation...
If you have enough money to buy a brand new car but not enough money to buy a data plan on your phone, we've got the car for you. The Chevy Cruze, it's an American Revolution.
ReplyGeez, that was good! The baby was quite a haunting touch, but I really cracked up at the guy in crosswalk being bounced around like a pinball. Does that make me a bad person??
ReplyThat's from the movie Meet Joe Black. lol
Haha oh jeez this is terrible! But really funny! I feel like an evil person but it was all fake so it's cool I guess... But really that baby is gonna haunt me for a while. Except it was really funny.
ReplyHaha oh jeez this is terrible! But really funny! I feel like an evil person but it was all fake so it's cool I guess... But really that baby is gonna haunt me for a while. Except it was really funny.
ReplyMan, every time Cody posts a new video a little part of me, the part that loved the Game Helpin' Squad, cheers up, thinking this might be a break from the awful tedium that Cody's videos have become, but every single time he gets silenced by a much larger part of me, the part that has hated everything Cody has ever done (aside from GHS)
ReplyWay to not break from tradition Cody
And once again, I'm sure he's really broken up about it.
YES, bring back Game Helpin' Squad