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116 Comments

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  1. EmiKjeldsberg

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    Inara?

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  2. CheeseKing

    • +1

    That was... Disturbing.

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  3. Grossenschwamm

    • +5

    No words...should've sent...a poet!

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  4. SpankTV

    • +1

    f**k that is funny.

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  5. dodoria

    • +4

    swaim is boss

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  6. NateEmond

    • +9

    Id beat the meat if bruce willis was talking dirty to me to, and I'm not even gay.

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  7. darkfire79

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    omg.. nooooooooo.

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  8. Boothy

    • +1

    this is so hilariously messed up. Fifth Element is awesome

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  9. hurricane14

    • +4

    Swaim is the King of Cracked. He's the funniest guy they have.

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  10. ChrisFord

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    One word. Hysterical.

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  11. RachaelLefler

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    huh? I guess I didn't get it cuz I didn't see that movie.

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    1. halfabee

      • +4

      The original was not about him being a whore. Not hard to figure out.

  12. i_am_the_walrus

    • +7

    I think Swaim and Bruce Willis make a cute couple.

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  13. Ryan88

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    For over a year now Cody has been funnier than Swaim. You're all just to brainwashed to notice.

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    1. Grizz

      • +12

      Shut up, Ryan! Or should I say... CODY!!

  14. Ruebusch

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    I think this one's hysterical, if only because I really enjoy the Fifth Element. Swaim is hilarious, and everyone who immediately assumed a video they didn't like was Cody's is an idiot. Not only is Cody pretty funny, but clearly this is Michael Swaim's magnum opus. Fools.

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  15. CocaineSamurai

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    Meh.

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  16. redager

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    Surprised this involved Swaim. Normally his stuff is hilarious. This, not so much.

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  17. redager

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    Surprised this involved Swaim. Normally his stuff is hilarious. This, not so much.

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  18. EsherRavenFire

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    He didn't order the cat's Thai food. f**k this video.

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    1. lollol373

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      he did, later, at some crazy asian guys flying cart of thai food which was also apparently got Bruce's mail

    2. UweBroll

      • +1

      It really is a wonderful movie.

  19. corncob

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    At first I thought it sucked because I thought Cody made it. Then I saw Swaim and suddenly thought it was funny.

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    1. zorlaff

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      Same here. They've programmed us pretty good

    2. Xaetrz

      • +1

      Yeah, hate it when that happens...

  20. Daiya_Darko

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    My s**t = effectively lost.

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