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  1. Molls44

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    Amtrak is nice, I live in Colorado and had to go home from college for Christmas last year. Basically the way to drive was 4 hours through the mountains and was extremely terrifying. I decided to take Amtrak and it was a great alternative! Got to watch movies on my laptop and the seats were very comfortable. Way better than the Greyhound, which screwed me over by over-selling tickets and wouldn't refund them.

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  2. Atarii

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    Vocal fry. There is only one professional Hollywood actor I can think of who does this often. And I cannot presently remember who it is, but rather, I have a memory of noting his vocal fry, but I cannot recall who, exactly, it was. The point is, vocal fry means you failed at acting. Kinda like if you accidentally yodel or break into falsetto while singing. It's a sure sign you didn't do it right. Vocal fry is similar. You may have a wonderful voice and brilliant facial expressions, but it is the little things that can get you.

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  3. eupheminstic

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    So wonderful.

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  4. tank

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    he...kinda has a point

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  5. Truthiness

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    Dave Attell said it best - "If you're afraid of terrorism the way to go is by bus. You ever been to a bus station? It's freaky - people in rags, babbling, shaking, like damn, someone's already done this b***h!"

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  6. JohnnyChicago

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    If I had a nickel for every time i was groped by a Greyhound, i would be able to afford a car!

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  7. iamfry

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    Cody's mildly-racist humor always makes me chuckle!

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    1. Six-Shooter

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      What exactly are you referring to?

  8. ChunAsperEndao

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    In all my experience, Amtrak is a genuinely pleasant way to travel.

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    1. smartestidiot

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      i am guessing you are the sex offender spying on people in the bathroom

  9. SomeDays

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    I love Amtrak. It's way better than driving. You get to chill, take your lappy. Play video games. You can jack off in your seat. . . well, not really, but you can try too.

    I love looking out the window too. Cows, geographical wonders, the insides of tunnels.

    AMTRAK > Airliners+Cars+Sex where your partner does whatever you want

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    1. SomeDays

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      PS f**k Greyhound. Smelly ass toilets stinkin' up the whole bus ALL the time, no real leg room or body room really.

    2. beandip

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      plus that guy got decapitated and then eaten. that actually happened

  10. zombie_drama

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    Honestly, I watched this for the guy's username.

    Prussian Sunsets? Awesome.

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  11. Hierophantria

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    Let's not forget that starting December 15 Amtrak will allow passengers to carry guns.

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    1. Area52

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      Actually, starting December 15, Amtrak will allow passengers to travel with unloaded guns in their checked, secured luggage. Which you can already do on airplanes, by the way.

    2. Jfischl

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      Thanks Area52, for putting that into context. I swear, the end of the world will be brought on by a misinterpretation of a statement that would have made sense if the true meaning was known. It has already started, and we must stop swallowing and spewing these "facts", as a society, or lose everything.

      Anyways, it is irritating, but making it uselessly dramatic is funner than just saying it. :)

  12. DrNemmo

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    This is all great until someone hijacks a train and drives it against a skyscraper.

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    1. MissMaritime

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      Well done, Doctor.

  13. TinyDanson

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    great video. cracked is on fire today.

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  14. Dr.Avery

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    "Slightly creepy train travel". That is a perfect definition. Not quite as "human garbage nightmare" as greyhound, but you should still carry a knife.

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  15. CepheiMordred

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    Personally I'd be all "do whatever you want big guy" because I'm apathetic to the situation, but I can certainly empathize with those who feel like this is practically molestation. There has to be a limit to personal space invasions like this...security isn't everything. And to paraphrase Denzel Washington in 'The Siege,' maybe this is what the terrorists really want to see happening in America.

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    1. reignbow

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      Americans groping other americans?

    2. JonPontius

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      That's what I want to see start happening Reignbow. And if that makes me wrong.... than.... Yes I'm pretty in the wrong. However, it was a fun trip gettin' there! ちかんアカン

  16. Briceuardo

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    Compact, to the point, well made, and funny. Very good use of 44 seconds!

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  17. Tylendal

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    They had some celebrity tweets listed in a corner of the local paper... one of them was from 'alyankovic', and read "Just went through TSA security... no one touched my junk. Big letdown."

    I will never stop laughing at Weird Al.

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    1. MutantBurrito

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      lol

  18. mixedinternal

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    Yeah...the TSA actually has jurisdiction over Amtrak, guy. They just do not exercise protection over their territory of sea and trains nearly as much as for air travel; certain ports and train stations already have TSA personnel screenings in the same way that airports do, and their defined purpose is to enforce security at airports, train stations, and ports where the public can travel "as needed" >.>

    Whether they actually do a goddamn thing is another matter at hand, though. Either way, get your facts straight, both the creator of this video, and Cracked for letting this slide.

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    1. johngrybos

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      I agree. How irresponsible can Amtrak's official spokespeople be?

    2. poopinpants

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      LOL. This isn't a serious post, is it?

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