Proof That Facebook Could Be Waaay Creepier

Or "FaceSPOOKY!" Or "Facelessbook!" Or "Ah, Oh No, Look Out, Monsters! Book."

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  • Cast and Crew
Breandan Carter Production Assistant Jackie Glynn Production Design
Matt Barrs Producer Greg Scali Sound
Billy Sullivan Lighting Mike Shawver Lighting
Alexander Funchess Extra Lindsey Percle Extra
Kadaver O'Keefe Extra Neil Parker Extra
Sarah Grow Extra Ryan Rickets Rick
Karen Yeh Extra Josh Heimendinger Extra
Jacob Fox Extra Brandon Spoelstra Extra
Daniel O'Brien Dan Michael Swaim Michael
Abe Epperson Director Charley Daniels Extra

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  1. Willard Van Strudlesburg

    • +2

    Love The X-files opening

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  2. Kaori242

    • +1

    Tbat was terrifying! O_O

    Good job, Cracked!

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  3. ribena

    • +6

    'perfect, these are the correct things for this' XD

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    1. Lodis_o

      • +1

      I think I watched that line 5 times in a row.

  4. moocow

    • +4

    "God no! I mailed it to your parents. Super poke!"

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  5. HATFIELD1125

    • -2

    Christmas Festival gift . To your friends,
    a pleasant surprise . Reputation , quality, absolute guarantee .
    The same style, not the same, the quality with the price . please log in: " fashionsb "com .
    so what, move your mouse Our services: "customer is God."

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    1. theSnark

      • +1

      I think the spambots are becoming insane. This is gibberish.

    2. DrHappiness

      • +4

      I HAVE ASCENDED. I, THE CUSTOMER, AM A GOD.

      TREMBLE, MORTALS.

  6. IvánGonzález

    • 0

    that was all?

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  7. daxton

    • 0

    so thats why their facebook page is so s**tty

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  8. qqq66672

    • 0

    v

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  9. DUDEMANPIG

    • +1

    when will dan learn not to let micheal do stuff.

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    1. MichaelSwaim

      • +5

      Shhh! You'll ruin the show! You know, Dan reads these comments.

    2. mjboudx

      • 0

      !!!

  10. jackpayne

    • 0

    Hahaha "These are the correct things for this." Great joke.

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  11. lokitheinane

    • 0

    whyd you edit out the scene with the cheif and the new cheif?

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    1. Migi239

      • 0

      *Sarge, and the Chief was in that scene? Now I've got to see it...

  12. Sprinkle-459

    • 0

    I actually liked this, but not because it's about Facebook (I'm a preteen girl and I don't eve have one), because of all the background details.

    1. To Do List
    Buy A Tazer Train the Guard Dog Bake Mandy Cookies

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    1. Sprinkle-459

      • +3

      Ugh, screw that first comment.

      I actually liked this, but not because it's about Facebook (I'm a preteen girl and I don't even have one), it's because of all the background details.

      1. To Do List
      -Buy A Tazer
      -Train the Guard Dog
      -Bake Mandy Cookies
      2. G.I. Bonerz
      3. Best Way to Capture A Clown
      - Booze Trap
      - Chris Hanson
      - ice cream
      4. Mike's (first) Shirt
      - it ain't gonna lick itself

    2. ObjectDArtilery

      • +3

      I'm thrilled when people notice these things. We do our best to hide little jokes in the background (or tiny font on their IDs) and you guys calling them out inspires us to make more.

  13. TinyDanson

    • 0

    No I really didn't care for this one. It wasn't bad, but it was like someone had an idea for one joke and thought that was good enough for an episode.

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    1. TheKingOfKings

      • 0

      This guy, again. Leave, you do not understand comedy.

    2. SamBenzing

      • +1

      Actually, he's got a point. Not that there was anything wrong with this. It was full of hilarity. But I see exactly what he was saying. It's like they had this great idea and it went nowhere. s**t, I was waiting for the awesome punchline that never came.

  14. damirsoull

    • 0

    ...Baby powder?

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    1. Migi239

      • 0

      Yep.

  15. kateatsmice

    • 0

    Swaim's ignorance is adorable, and his version of facebook is much more intriguing than the real one. O.o

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    1. Brainiacazoid

      • 0

      Wait, what real one? I've already made a Facebook like Swaim.

  16. F22rapter2468

    • 0

    Yes.

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  17. captaincabbage

    • 0

    Freakin' awesome guys!
    Loved it as always, I just wonder why you bleep the profanitiy, it kinda made it less funny.

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    1. Alloflifedecays

      • 0

      I disagree, I think that the beeping made the "goat-f**ker" bit in the last episode made it much funnier.

    2. SamBenzing

      • 0

      It's kind of a homage to Arrested Development, which made the profanity at least twice as funny by bleeping it.

  18. Philip J. Fry

    • 0

    It's great how it's kind of implied what happened, but never explicitly stated. It's also great how the next day everything is fine. Best of all was the balance of eeriness and humor from Swaim's apparent ignorance that he had done anything unusual. Great episode.

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  19. Gamer_2k4

    • 0

    What the...

    Nothing HAPPENED this episode! Dan told Michael to make a Facebook page, Michael ate crab, and Dan walked down a hallway. That's freaking it! What happened to the AoC that I ENJOYED in Season 1?

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    1. Migi239

      • 0

      He made the Facebook. That's what happened to season one.

  20. ribena

    • 0

    'Perfect...these are the correct things for this'

    I love you swaim :D

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