Worst Second Date Ever

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  1. Venator

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    I wish Soren would recite poetry to me. Even if it is suicide poetry.

    Plus, I'm older than fourteen, so we're perfect for each other!

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  2. Aventium

    • 0

    und Deutsch!

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  3. StardustMelody

    • +7

    I am in love with Soren.

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    1. DelaneyDunn

      • +4

      NO!

      ...He's mine! :)

  4. Pax_Romana

    • +6

    This is perhaps the most sincerely acted work I've seen from Cracked. In a series of repeated failures and disappointments, Soren goes from being utterly confident to a resigned shell of a man; proof that he will soon marry Lupe.

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  5. Bolognas

    • +5

    Soren's suicide poetry makes Sylvia Plath look like a retarded monkey.

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  6. zphardy

    • +2

    This video was really well-done. It truly expresses the concept of modern societal cliches and the tyranny that they impose upon human beings.

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    1. Dirt

      • 0

      lol wut.

  7. onedayolds

    • +8

    This was so funny.
    "It's called H2. Oh no"

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  8. rraacchh2

    • +5

    LAH...ahem...love.

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    1. nicoleredz3

      • 0

      Sooo funny! :-p

  9. o-o

    • +7

    So I've been thinking... Soren is kinda hot. Yep.

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    1. rraacchh2

      • +9

      you just noticed ;P

  10. TristanNoonecareswhatyourmiddlenameisSparks

    • +10

    Wow! Right when Soren was throwing an M&M off the bridge I found one in my bed! And ate it!

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  11. Sairah

    • +1

    The acting was pretty great and was it just me or is Soren's Spanish accent not as bad as he pretends in this piece? In one spot, he says a word pretty quickly and it sounded pretty close to how it should. Dunno if that was due to the character being frustrated at being interrupted or what.

    Anyway, awesome vid.

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  12. Kaori242

    • +1

    That was GREAT!

    Made me laugh AND made me sentimental. Poor Thomas. Looking for meaning in all the wrong places.

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  13. msmit164

    • +2

    good acting

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  14. mycaricature

    • +6

    I adore this more than I rationally should.

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    1. Optimuschrist

      • +1

      Amen....mass noems?

  15. cartoonist

    • +1

    Notice when he talks about blue and white collars....she's wearing a white collar too.

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    1. Sairah

      • 0

      Haha, yes, that made me lol.

  16. gabbagabbahey

    • +4

    ...what...what jut happened? That...that was beautiful (and hilarious; hilarious too). Soren, come on, let's go legalize gay marriage.

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  17. Kallunah

    • +2

    The acting was beautiful :)

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  18. shrimppuff

    • +7

    this is a f**king masterpiece, and not just by CRACKED standards

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  19. anizzle

    • +3

    the look on his face at 3:59 was hilarious... "14?!?.... ok let's roll with it"

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  20. J-Man

    • 0

    That was really, really good.

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