Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.

Who do you agree with?

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  • Cast and Crew
Casey Fero DP Anthony Clark Dan's Brain
Bret Herholz Katie's Brain Daniel O'Brien Dan
Michael Swaim Michael Soren Bowie Soren
Winston Rowntree Michael's Brain Matt Barrs Soren's Brain
Justin Viar Director/Producer Katie Willert Katie

533 Comments

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  1. PyramidHead23

    • 0

    Nuclear apocalypse anyone?

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  2. Brainiacazoid

    • +3

    Am I the only one who paused to see the cards that flashed up for each of them?

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    1. Telutan

      • 0

      No. No you are not.

  3. mironp

    • +5

    Is this the diner from the beginning of Reservoir Dogs? Apologies if this has already been addressed, it's too late for me to read 500+ comments.

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    1. macgregor42

      • +4

      no

  4. IAmNotTheWalrus

    • 0

    How did Michael win?

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    1. waky

      • +2

      Because sex with the inevitable explodey-death afterwards is better than anything else...except sex without the explodey-death afterwards.

  5. savagegreywolf

    • +1

    No Mad Max/Fallout post-nuclear wasteland??

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  6. MakotoKuri

    • +2

    Zombie apocalypse, zombies can't hold guns, zombies can't pilot ships, plus you can take your hate out on the people in life that made your life hell?

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  7. YonatanOliver

    • +2

    OK if you don't stoop with this one stupid commercial I am never watching another cracked video again. who's with me?

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    1. rcb2603

      • 0

      Refresh the page and it doesnt pop up again. At least for me.

      I wouldnt even mind that much if there was more than one advert every single time...

  8. IGottaRokk

    • +7

    Im in love with the waitress

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    1. quimby2999

      • +3

      Charlie?

  9. Pooglio

    • +7

    Dan is unbelievably precious in this video. The way he just accepts Soren and Swaim's insults as truths. I wanna hug him.

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    1. lumos_nox_

      • +6

      And I love how disconcerted he looks when Soren says "Really? Because that's all I want to do now." and "You fight to win!".

    2. Telutan

      • 0

      It's ok, he lit up when Soren said he could be Jeff Goldblum.

  10. Ceyx

    • +16

    "Dan could be Goldblum."
    Dan's entire face lit up and his life gained meaning in that one second.

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  11. KoRnfan4life93

    • +4

    Zombies are not really awesome anymore. Video games ruined zombies by abusing them.

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  12. hatmanz

    • +5

    Hey Dan don't worry, you can be in my zombie survival team.


    ...I may need a meat shield.

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  13. JesseClark

    • 0

    Why is Dan's avatar so miserable looking?

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  14. EdDeRs1

    • +2

    simple, thermonuclea, cos then u can f**k all u like and still survive as there is always a load of bunkers that will allow humanity to survive

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    1. Mild

      • +5

      God damn it you are right! Cause when there is an apocalypse lots of people live!

    2. lolz2

      • 0

      Also, with a meteorite, it's possible to launch a shitload of nukes onto the side of it so that it goes off-course and misses earth.

  15. NecrisOmega

    • +10

    I'm gonna go with Michael simply because there's really no shame in having the universe's cosmic PMS tantrum offing your planet.

    Zombie apocalypse is probably someone's fault, be it a bioengineering lab, or some methed up cult with demons. Robots are CLEARLY our fault, and all humanity gets a Darwin award. But an asteroid? These things just... happen, no rhyme, no reason, and no fault.

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  16. LordAeron

    • +5

    I love how in the site background of all of the after hours videos, Dan, Soren, and Michael are staring at Katie's supple illustrated breastisses.

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  17. 5thBearCav

    • 0

    I think the robot apocalypse would be better. No tied-in emotions, and robots know how to quickly and painlessly annihilate humans. Much better than the slow, boring zombie feast.

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  18. salazam

    • +10

    I love you guys. (p.s. your intro music almost blew my speakers... maybe check into that)

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    1. Thor1066

      • 0

      I agree.
      ...and min also almost blew my speakers a well.

  19. SimDW

    • 0

    The weatherman's face was the best

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  20. BonMot

    • +27

    I loved when DOB told the waitress off. I hate it when they butt into my table's conversations. Especially, when I'm alone.

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    1. Quelthias

      • -3

      "I hate it when they butt into my table's conversations. ESPECIALLY, WHEN I'M ALONE."

      You win for that last part

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