Eyeball Tattoos: Understanding This Horrible Decision

Not to mention how horrifying eyeball tattoo removal would be.

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Michael Swaim Writer/Producer/Editor Michael Swaim Himself

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  1. kelseystatic

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    Welcome to episode WHAT'S IN THA BOOOX. hahaha

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  2. jbakerpr88

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    "They're dark blue?"
    "Right, but for a second I was like 'aahhhh'!"
    LMAO

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  3. EpiclyInept

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    He took Melange.....

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  4. UMaDOS

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    Eyeball coloring sounds like the next big trend.

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  5. Gordy

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    Haha, good-o.

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  6. h.bomb

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    great previous google searches:

    glue butt shutt
    inside out nose
    bifurcated torso
    body modification do yourself simple
    I'm really bored
    ...
    boobs sex porno

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  7. livie424

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    i like the fact that i'm watching this with a "Yaldo Eye Center" advertisement at the top of the screen.

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  8. Mechahendrix

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    Rape free since 2007

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  9. noogai18

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    Has it seriously been a year since the last DNC? Wowsers.

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  10. Mr.Omega

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    I saw a guy staple his balls to his leg, Steve-O's "Don't try this at home show"

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  11. Reki3

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    I don't want my scree widened. That sounds...overly painful.

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  12. Spectre81

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    Um... why won't it play? Keeps skipping to the Back to the Future one after a split-second of the intro.

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    1. Spectre81

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      Oh, never mind. Now I just have to deal with buffering. e.e

  13. HassonBewlay

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    and I miss you most, Mr. Salad

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  14. masterofbation

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    CFUK! I can't even swear right after seeing this. And that "bodybuilder" obvously got pectoral implants, They look completely fake and ridiculous.

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    1. Vital_Idol

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      Synthol from the look of it.

    2. scipio323

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      that, or the massive amounts of steroids he's been taking have given him breasts.

  15. Thiefenz

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    I must tattoo my eyeballs now

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  16. Moustachioso

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    Was that some Django Reinhardt at the end?

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  17. bannister4102

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    Dune: Prison edition

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    1. Dirge12

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      LOl I was about to type this, how did he NOT make a dune reference?

  18. Anonymouse123e

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    I swear that Swaim's robot face in the intro is made out of duct tape and child blood.

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  19. Level4Gaydar

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    AH!
    Ah.
    That's just.. creepty

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  20. Into-Oblivion

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    Oh God. THE MENTAL IMAGE.
    I didn't like needles too much beforehand, and i certainly don't like things that get close to my eyeballs. Why would you do something like that. WHY.

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    1. DrNemmo

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      Because it's there.

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