Episode 1 of the new Cracked original series "After Hours." Special thanks to American Apparel.
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Dammit Cracked, I hate you, just because of this article I had to go hit the Pirate Bay, download this damn movie, and see this for myself. But you all missed the TRULY creepy aspect of this formative-eighties film: Check out the way "Calvin Klein" McFly stands when he's around his teenaged mom, the poses he uses, how he starts fixing his hair when he sees her and standing with his arm thrown back and leaning on the Doc's shoulder like he's mugging for a camera. He doesn't stand like that at any other time except when he's with her, knowing she's Mom. WTF? It's like he never quite gives up on trying to turn her on the whole time. How did that ever get put into this basically whitebread kiddie movie?
All the time-paradoxes are off though since the time travel model used here is the Doppelganger Version so that ain't really his mom, it's someone who could become her. But as was made even more clear in the second of the three movies, the girl who grows up to become Marty McFly's mom does this on one of any number of time streams, and at the end, the 'original' McFly and the one who goes back to 1955 are completely separate persons, as was the Doc who dies and the Doc who doesn't, and so on.
This is why you can't travel in time. Your f**king brain is not made to handle this s**t without becoming way too confused and people can't deal with being more than one of themselves so brains that DO perceive multiple probability streams _(like mine kind of does, without actual time travel happening, probably)_ tend to become social outcasts or homeless people or at best sci-fi writers, rather than breeders. Evolution does not select for this particular trait, methinks...
I never thought I would love a series as much as Cracked TV, but this is fricken totally awesome! I loved how the girl from TAM is in this, and Soren Bowie looks like a normal person. It saddens me that none of these people are completely ugly computer nerds. It would make me feel better about myself.
I like the structure, I love the entirety of the production - insightful, too! I was really scratching my head over the Forrest Gump reversal...I just hope this doesn't mean that the cast of Muskets won't be making bits all together anymore. Does anyone know if Those Aren't Muskets is defunct or not?
awesome... and funny... does anyone know what restaurant they're eating at?
"You wanna talk about a creepy rape scene?"
"Yeah, alright."
Missed that the first time around. Brilliant.
that was freaking hilarious and informative and please make more
I put off watching this for a while, it sounded like something I would hate. The content was much less offensive than I first anticipated, though still uninteresting. Swaim and DOB, though, have incredible charisma. I just love watching them. Swaim especially- he seems to be able to make anything funny.
I think Katie is funny and pretty. We can agree that she's no bombshell but to say she looks like a man is totally ridiculous.
Fine: She does a very good impression of looking like a man.
countings gay.
Counting's gay.
The drawings were great.
Wow what horrid bland acting..the girl is the worst...Seinfeld did this coffee shop banter to death and did it with great results. Now it just seems dumb. This script is so forced, and lame "Shhhhh we said black people" ???...Seriously?? and they need to get a more attractive female actor.
Did you register just so you could complain? You did, didn't you?
look just because it's from people who are normally funny doesn't mean you have to pretend something that isn't funny, is actually funny
no, this show is pretty awful, the actress is completely unlikable, but it's the first episode, DNC wasn't great in it's first episode, but it's getting better, we can't judge the show until it's had several more episodes
1) Seinfeld sucks
2) The "black people" reaction is realistic, and flows naturally from the scene
3) Kate is, by no means, unattractive, and certainly not to the degree that it would be distracting enough to even be worth mentioning.
4) Seinfeld... f**king... SUCKS!
Dammit, mronoc, you had me for 2/4. Seinfeld does not suck. However, Kate's a good actress and not unattractive and the black people segment was played off well.
Ha. I've eaten there before. I got buckwheat pancakes and when I asked for more syrup the waitress got pissed at me and told me to wait until I finished the syrup I have. b***h.
I thought about the fact that martys name was calvin kleine also and that weirded me out but later i watched it again and before the dance calvin kleine tells lorrainne that his real name is marty
is there going to be a second episode?
That's usually what "first" implies.
Nice work Cracked. That was clever.
yeah, Irish comedian Ed Byrne said the same thing.
Nice enough.
'Secretly horrifying'? Everything in this video was common sense that anyone with half a brain had processed before they got up off the couch after watching it for the first time, so it's not any sort of secret. Plus, it's not horrifying in the slightest; it is merely a decently constructed little braintease.
When I saw 'secretly horrifying', I expected you to be mentioning things like how Marty is entering a decently altered version of the world each time he time travels back to the future. (or present) He would know the people less and less, and, in a way, they wouldn't be the people he knew anymore. It would be like the originals were dead, even if the originals weren't as 'good'. That is slightly horrifying, and it's one of the lesser used examples.
What I felt here was a trying-too-hard-to-be-geeky Seinfeld ripoff with the characters spouting things that everyone already knew.
Not that it's painful to watch. You obviously put time into it and everything, but it felt too much like a waste of my own time.
"You obviously put time into it and everything, but it felt too much like a waste of my own time."
That's what I thought after reading your comment.
You're an idiot.
i agree..that you suck.. what who said you suck.. i said it and i agree
I agree 100 percent..this is just a Seinfeld rip off with geeky awkward looking people you would make fun of if you were sitting in the next booth, and it just drags on forever.