Lebron: The Decision (A Mercifully Abridged Version)

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  1. lifegoing

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    why someone can post this article on POZ-Dating[.]Com? is it legal? any answer? you guys don't care? I think it only blongs to Cracked, Not POZ-Dating[.]C0m or any other fu*king site

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  4. The.Walrus

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    The captions on the ticker are hilarious. Nice job.

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  5. sizzleby

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    THE DECISION: THE MOVIE: THE SEQUEL: THE REMAKE...........................................

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    1. sizzleby

      • 0

      2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. JimmyJohnson

    • 0

    What Lebron didn't hear over the sound of his ego was his massive failure of credibility. King James, Lord of NO Rings.

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  7. pups4ever

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    I thought this was hilarious. I didn't watch that special and I am super glad I didn't. This was all I needed to know.

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  8. crackcorn

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    Mel Gibson raped by a Herd of Wiggers. ROFL! Breathtaking sunset arrested for murder! LOL!

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  9. giovannisorta

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    Good christ there was an hour of this? The minute long version is unbearable.

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  10. Hacksaw_Highway

    • 0

    "King James? More like... Ving Rhames"
    That was hilarious

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    1. ballrags

      • 0

      beyond hilarious. i literally laughed myself into a coughing fit.

  11. thisorient

    • 0

    Eduard Khil= Commie
    Commies do not like Jews.
    Thusly, Eduard Khil supports a free Palestinian state.

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  12. waldoh

    • 0

    Cody Johnston's videos are in a league of their own. Its like hes in the Special Olympics or something...
    GOOD JOB BUDDY!

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  13. gelovett

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    The captions in the bottom of the video are HILARIOUS!

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  14. Dradeeus

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    I skipped the one-hour presentation and saw the result on Yahoo. Took 1 second to read. No complaining about drama for me.

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  15. Mercinary284

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    Cody...let's make a deal. How about this...you stop writing your boring-ass articles with not a single ounce of funny, and stick to making videos, which are well-edited and at least mildly to fairly funny (with a chance of rain, hurr hurr hurr). How does that sound? I don't believe anyone at all likes your articles for anything other than to print them out for toilet paper. So, no articles, just videos. kthxbai.

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    1. cas6767

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      Talk about the pot calling the kettle not funny

    2. Jesus469

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      In pot's defence, I always laugh a lot more when I'm done using pot than when I'm done using the kettle. What the hell's funny about tea?

  16. yhellothar

    • 0

    Who the f**k is lebron?

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    1. zmoll

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      I wondered that. I presume, since this is Cracked, he is some guy from 'Lost'.

    2. cas6767

      • 0

      He's the King of the Black people

  17. Jackthestripper

    • 0

    Who the f**k is Lebron??

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    1. tylerdurden1990

      • 0

      that's the best screen name i have ever seen!

    2. miizr_ramon

      • 0

      get ur head out of ur ass..he's the back 2 back MVP of the NBA..and one of the biggest drama queens in the NBA.. Celtics eat a d!ck

  18. mr1swift

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    Lebron made a on television decision that really took an hour to deliberate on? What did he do? I'm sorry I just have no prior knowledge of what was actually going on.

    The actual video? I don't know I'm not really sure why anyone would want to make a mock video of this anyways. Just seems like a waste of time to make something so far away on the interesting scale and try to make it interesting and funny.

    If I had to make this funny I would have probably done something childish like play it straight but replace certain words with the bleep sounds to make it sound like he cursed randomly in a serious conversation.

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    1. jbrooks

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      LeBron James' contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers ended and nobody knew whether or not he would stay with them. After negotiations with several different NBA teams over the course of a few weeks he was interviewed for the first 20-25 minutes of ESPN's one hour special, "The Decision" (i'll let you figure out who's decision on what the special was focusing on). So most of what you saw was him answering interview questions. He actually announced his decision after the interviewer asked him about it halfway through the special and said he wanted to play for the Miami Heat.

  19. djmuschy

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    This was okay, but only because of the goofy news ticker. Still not worth having Cody as an official contributor.

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    1. Jesus469

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      That's the thing about Cody, most of the actual comedy is just slipped in alongside what's actually going on in the videos...

  20. AnthonyEmerson

    • 0

    Pretty funny. That's exactly how I saw the entire thing.

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