5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend

flashfire97

12/15/11 08:54 PM

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Wait, did Dan actually win one???

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   Septimus7

   02/06/12 12:05 PM

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   Dan's won almost half of them. He won this one, Back to the Future, Twilight, and Star Wars. Katie's won most of the rest. The only one Swaim's won is the Apocalypse one, and Soren's only won the superpower one and the Ninja Turtles one.

retrostalgic

12/14/11 09:14 PM

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OK, Ferris went to Shermer High School, which also was the scene for Breakfast Club, so are there consequences with that?

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   dplock

   12/30/11 09:39 PM

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   You mean Ferris is the reason all those kids got detention? (except the basketcase, she went to detention of her own volition.)

Fr33Man1010

11/11/11 11:57 PM

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Wait, how does Soren have 4% of the votes? HE DOESN'T HAVE A TALKING POINT.

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   LadyM

   11/15/11 01:41 PM

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   But he has those beautiful eyes...

jpk3

10/24/11 04:39 PM

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Cracked has absolutely -AWFUL- video. This had been paused for twenty minutes and it still froze freaking fifty seconds from the end. My After Hours marathon is lacking in flow and it's making me angry.

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   5thBearCav

   10/24/11 06:34 PM

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   Maybe you could just refresh the page????

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   SimDW

   11/05/11 03:07 PM

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   Sounds more like you lost your connection. Check to make sure you're connected to the internet, or refresh the page, as was previously mentioned.

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   2Dimensional

   02/06/12 10:01 AM

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   Is your computer plugged in?

delloro

10/02/11 06:06 AM

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Agents of Cracked:
"Dan, I already saw your powerpoint. And I s**t in it. I s**t RIGHT in it."
"You - you can't, it's not like a box that you ... Great, now I have to find out what you DID s**t in."

After Hours:
"You care about morals and parental supervision? You pooped in my toaster!"

CONNECTION?

Nah.

DaEZ

09/20/11 11:55 AM

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goonies is totally the best school, but i don't think it should count for best movie high school

jadeddragon212

09/12/11 01:11 PM

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I think it would be awesome if I had a group of friends I could talk pop culture and movies with like this.

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   yakida

   10/17/11 12:40 PM

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   You think it would be awesome if You had a group of friends.

boringanarchy

08/30/11 09:57 PM

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...This is already a year old O_O...Wow....

Ace_RKO

08/25/11 05:00 PM

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What did he mean by Theocracy is not a word?

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   scarf

   08/30/11 09:24 PM

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   swaim plays the dumb guy archetype

Darclaus11

08/22/11 05:11 AM

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Swaim pooped in Dan's toaster? Nice.

trfreves

08/03/11 08:25 AM

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I think that Karate Kid would be a bad school. Not sure why...but I do.

gxtmfa

07/21/11 08:47 PM

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Someone destroy BuffyBrunswick's account.

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   Karlogasm

   08/05/11 08:52 PM

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   Yes, someone please do! He said, "How do you get this gig?" I kind of wanted to say, "Ok, well, first of all, you can't be theBuffyBrunswick"

theBuffyBrunswick

07/19/11 04:55 PM

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Freshman year, doing coke, getting laid, being a groupie for local bands, more drugs etc....

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   crono04

   08/27/11 12:35 AM

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   Freshly shaved, eating meat, getting nutritionalized, loading a clip and talking myself down, more shaving etc...

theBuffyBrunswick

07/19/11 04:54 PM

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I'm taking website design and programming.

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   crono04

   08/27/11 12:31 AM

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   I'm eating burritos naked and eyeing my gun.

theBuffyBrunswick

07/19/11 04:52 PM

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We were totally doing all of the things in Fast Times at Ridgemont High back in the 80's. Were you guys even alive then>?

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   crono04

   08/27/11 12:31 AM

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   We were totally doing all the California-bashing from RAD in the 80's. We were so alive back then>. And RAD!

theBuffyBrunswick

07/19/11 04:50 PM

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Good God you guys get PAID for this? How do I get this gig?

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   crono04

   08/27/11 12:30 AM

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   Jesus' Taint, you guys SIT DOWN WITHOUT SCREAMING BECAUSE OF BLOODY CYSTS ON YOUR ASSES to do this? How do I get this healthy ass?

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   sjosten

   12/16/11 10:30 PM

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   Please stop. The pointlessness of your comments hurts my brain.

theBuffyBrunswick

07/19/11 04:49 PM

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so what about Fast Times at Ridgemont High? totally accurate of the generation.

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   crono04

   08/27/11 12:28 AM

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   what about the high school from the movie RAD? those guys hate Californians.

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   BonMot

   10/15/11 04:10 PM

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   You two should form a comedy team.

Papermage

07/11/11 08:44 PM

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If Crystal Lake wasn't a high school, then neither is the Goondocks. I submit that the Breakfast Club high school is the best, because it had a detente between the "heads" of the various cliques, thus ushering in what in the nineties would signify the end of high school movie bullies automatically beating up wusses.

Or maybe not.

Trekker4747

07/05/11 08:48 PM

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Naked Jennifer Jason Leigh for the win.

ur_fujizb_tch

07/04/11 07:56 PM

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I'm pretty sure this was one of the best episodes.